#1
Just incase any of you people say the witty comment SEARCHBAR, Just know that I'm not asking for a photoshop of His new album.





#2
Malmsteen is bad ass. I wouldn't think so if he was thin, humble and boring. He wouldn't be entertaining then, would he?

I don't shoop people I like.
#3
1)holy shit, bad album covers

2)hes not that fat at all, why does everyone say that?
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'cause now we like to make
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#4
I don't think he needs Photoshop to make him look ridiculous.
If you are reading this, then it would seem that you're either too busy with this sig with nothing in it to finish reading the thread or there are no posts left in the thread to read.
#8
Malmsteen isn't fat anymore. He hasn't been for some years now. And with what he's done to the world of guitar and rock music, he deserves to be cocky.
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#10
dude, just chill, this guy is bad ass and the best live, and i have learnt alot from his lessons, and i have met him and he is not cocky when i met him so **** you
#13
Quote by Tom_hatton
It's been done.

And Malmsteen > Anyone on UG.
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Tom... did you bother to read the first part of my post?
#14
Quote by 2mins2midnite
dude, just chill, this guy is bad ass and the best live, and i have learnt alot from his lessons, and i have met him and he is not cocky when i met him so **** you

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#15
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This man knows his beverages.
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#16
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Quote by 2mins2midnite
dude, just chill, this guy is bad ass and the best live, and i have learnt alot from his lessons, and i have met him and he is not cocky when i met him so **** you


Yeah, and when you're on stage, you're supposed to act like you think you're a god. You're supposed to pump yourself up huge so even the guys way in back can feel your greatness.
#17
If theres one thing this site needs its more shoop threads
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#19
Malmsteen is amazing. Yer he was overweight and his album covers actually suck balls but He's a great musician and really has made shred what it is today.
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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