#1
i have a friend who always say he gets his advice from the pit and said everyone in the pit joined together can answer any question so i decided to make an account to see if u can help me

a few nights ago me and my girlfriend where at a supposed friends house party and wen i went to the toilet he asked for her number i didnt think anything of it wen she told me he asked

later that nyt we went home to her house and she woke me at 5 in th morning and showed me a txt message from this supposed friend saying he wants her and what he was going to do with her if he ever got her alone

he is like twice the strength and hieght of me so my question to the pit is how can i get him back cause a fight is out cause he would kill me so i need a way to get him back

anything is acceptable jus need some advice thanks guys
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Here's some punctuation for you.

You seem to be out.

Also, welcome
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#9
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Here's some punctiation for you.

You seem to be out.

Also, welcome


welcome aboard mate, here is your initiation advice:

Rape him, fap with him, kill him.
#10
Sorry, mate. The Pit is perhaps the most useless place on Earth if you want good advice.

Just ask him to lay off her. And for your friend to do anything to her, she'd have to participate willingly, so just talk it out with her. Make sure you can trust her not to do anything with him.
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dude, every thread ive seen you in today you've reported someone...


also, welcome =]
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#13
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welcome aboard mate, here is your initiation advice:

Rape him, fap with him, kill him.


In that order..?
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#14
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dude, every thread ive seen you in today you've reported someone...


also, welcome =]

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#16
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i have a friend who always say he gets his advice from the pit and said everyone in the pit joined together can answer any question so i decided to make an account to see if u can help me

a few nights ago me and my girlfriend where at a supposed friends house party and wen i went to the toilet he asked for her number i didnt think anything of it wen she told me he asked

later that nyt we went home to her house and she woke me at 5 in th morning and showed me a txt message from this supposed friend saying he wants her and what he was going to do with her if he ever got her alone

he is like twice the strength and hieght of me so my question to the pit is how can i get him back cause a fight is out cause he would kill me so i need a way to get him back

anything is acceptable jus need some advice thanks guys
what's the username on your original UG account?


erm, i mean "your friend's" name.
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#17
obviously your friend didn't mention that the pit is full of jerks and are more looking to say something clever and get sigged than to help out a person in need. Well i would suggest that you put a few magnetic bumper stickers on his car. Something along the lines of "i kiss boys" or "honk if you're gay." Something harmless because if he does find out it was you and he is way bigger than you perhaps the beating won't be as bad. Or you could always be the bigger man and "turn the other cheek." Frankly the second one has way less negative consequences.
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#18
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In that order..?


Ok maybe Fap, rape and then kill. Or fap, kill and then rape depending on what you are into, either way group fapping only really works when all participants are alive.
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obviously your friend didn't mention that the pit is full of jerks and are more looking to say something clever and get sigged than to help out a person in need. Well i would suggest that you put a few magnetic bumper stickers on his car. Something along the lines of "i kiss boys" or "honk if you're gay." Something harmless because if he does find out it was you and he is way bigger than you perhaps the beating won't be as bad. Or you could always be the bigger man and "turn the other cheek." Frankly the second one has way less negative consequences.


lol sigged
#20
the best thing i heard was to rape him

but like she isn't going to do anything its just i don't want him forcing himself on her

i was thinking more on the lines of like shit in his bed or maybe rub my balls in all the glasses in his cupboard

and cheers for the welcome guys
#21
So there's this really hot girl right? But she is with this whimpy little SOB who was stupid enough to think that The Pit would halp him. So next time I see the girl i am just gonna rape the shit outta her. Perhaps the little guy should watch, let him see how its done
#22
Kick the dude in the nads and when he is down punch him square in the nose. I don't always agree with violence unless necassary.
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#23
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the best thing i heard was to rape him



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#25
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lol cheers aaciseric

and what is fap???

you said fap, rape, kill sounds good but dont know what fapping is

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#28
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lol cheers aaciseric

and what is fap???

you said fap, rape, kill sounds good but dont know what fapping is


In a nutshell: masturbation, get used to the word lol.

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#29
Has chloroform been suggested yet? Or am I too late?
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#31
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Has chloroform been suggested yet? Or am I too late?



that sounds good

knock him out then record him getting gang rapped then put it on the web??

or is that taking it to far
#32
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that sounds good

knock him out then record him getting gang rapped then put it on the web??

or is that taking it to far


Not really, but just know that you will have to watch another dude have a gay orgy (I do realise you didn't say 'gay' in the original post but that's how things are going in my head). Go for it anyway.
#33
would be worth it though

im sort of chilled out a bit now

think ill jus stop hanging around his house and keep the GF away

but another question, no drugs one cigerette and my car is ****ed what should i do
#34
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would be worth it though

im sort of chilled out a bit now

think ill jus stop hanging around his house and keep the GF away

but another question, no drugs one cigerette and my car is ****ed what should i do


All of the above. Post it tommorow.
#35
Woohoo, way to celebrate the beginning of the month. We shall call it "noob-ember," and it was good.
#36
Davus


obviously your friend didn't mention that the pit is full of jerks and are more looking to say something clever and get sigged than to help out a person in need.

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#37
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or is that taking it to far


This doesnt exist in the pit...

Seriously...


"Jokes ill go to hell for telling" thread is proof there is no line...
#38
LISTEN TO MY SUGGESTION

The best thing to do is go to this supposed friend, talk to him, mention your girlfriend and how you guys just found out that she has herpes/other hilarious STD. Or how her vagina has teeth
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