#2
take it to the drug thread
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#3
Clearly you're doing it wrong.
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#4
I had it for a whole 9 months... No amount of medication or anti biotics would clear it up.

Then the doctors realised I had mono...

Sucked balls...
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#5
Quote by Guitardude19
I had it for a whole 9 months... No amount of medication or anti biotics would clear it up.

Then the doctors realised I had mono...

Sucked balls...


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#7
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I have stereo.


Lmfao... I get that all the time

Lets see if I can spell it:

Mononucleosis... AKA Glandular fever

Quote by J Mud
I might have mono right now... Don't tell my girlfriend


At least its not herpes... or HIV...

Dont tell my GF... I gave her both,

>_>

<_<
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#8
Quote by Guitardude19
Lmfao... I get that all the time

Lets see if I can spell it:

Mononucleosis... AKA Glandular fever


Dude... just eat some fuckin' ice cream.
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#9
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
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I have 22.2 channel surround.


I'm basically living in an IMAX theater.


Suck it.
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#11
GTFO before you start spreading strep over my internetz
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#12
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
Dude... just eat some fuckin' ice cream.


Dude... I am! I did... When I had it... But I love Carte D'or Triple chocolate... With nuts and chocolate fudge, whipped cream and extra sugar!

Quote by Ponyexpress
whats momo how do you get it?


Its spread by kissing, coughing, sneezing, sex...

Its not an STD but I got it by having sex with a girl who had it... OK... I kissed her during sex and got it that way. She didnt tell me she had mono... But she didnt tell me she had other things... So I got screwed over!
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#15
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#16
Cut out your throat, that way your throat won't be sore.
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#19
Quote by Ponyexpress
whats momo how do you get it?


Mono is when your immune system is really weak. It is like temporary AIDS
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#22
strep has you to?
i had to miss a halloween party yesterday because of it ...
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#23
Quote by Ponyexpress
my immune system is always kinda weak...


Mono is caused by the Epstien Barr Virus...

It sucks if you have it.

If you feel tired, your lymph nodes are swollen and you have a low white count, sore throat, headaches, you have mono so get a blood test.

It goes away after months... MONTHS OF AGONY AND PAIN!
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#26
Quote by Guitardude19
Mono is caused by the Epstien Barr Virus...

It sucks if you have it.

If you feel tired, your lymph nodes are swollen and you have a low white count, sore throat, headaches, you have mono so get a blood test.

It goes away after months... MONTHS OF AGONY AND PAIN!

im tired but thats cause i havent slept for two day cause of strep how do i know if i have a "low white count" i have a sore throat but that kinda goes with strep i get headaches all the time i don't no what my lmph nodes are but somthin is swolen in the back of my throat... i don't want mono
#27
go to an urgent care or something. they'll give you codeine. fun stuff.


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#28
Quote by Ponyexpress
im tired but thats cause i havent slept for two day cause of strep how do i know if i have a "low white count" i have a sore throat but that kinda goes with strep i get headaches all the time i don't no what my lmph nodes are but somthin is swolen in the back of my throat... i don't want mono


Go to the doctor. Get a blood test.

They will test for the Epstien Barr Virus. It attacks lymphocytes, the white blood cells responsible for your immune system, which is why the white count lowers... Then it increases sharply as it begins to fight the virus.

... But that takes ages.
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