So I this in a shoebox under my bed. I'm not sure I remember writing it, but it was in my handwriting so I must have. It's really weird but I quite like it, I think it's pretty funny. C4C....I'm really interested to hear what you think of this one.

Once While Sipping

While sipping on a tall glass of vodka
My eyes met those of a man
Wearing a t-shirt
And nothing else
I barely made out the message
Woven into the cheap cotton

"The ****ing you're getting
isn't worth the ****ing you're getting."

By this point
I had developed the urge
To jam my strw down my throat

You're so true
You make me sick

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"Some even claim that I'm a terror, a dictator and they're right." - Lou Reed