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#1
Ok

so the other day i was playing and singing Spoonman by Soundgarden, and halfway through the solo i noticed a pressure in my groinal area and the body of my guitar coming up towards me. I looked down and saw that i had a boner, so i quickly took off my guitar, put it on the stand CAREFULLY, turned off my amp, and waited for Mr. Spigot to nod off. He did, and i got back to playing, but the same thing happened again. and again.

It's happened lots since that first time, or if not an erection my foreskin rolls back and my pubic hair get caught and tangled in it. Very annoying.

I have a feeling that this is bought on by the vibrations coming through back of the the guitar.

anyone else have similar experiences?
#6
Nope, has never happened to me and I'm glad it hasn't. I usually play guitar with my friends and that would be a very awkward situation to talk my way out of...
#7
You got me! I hate to admit it but it happens when I'm attempting playing Vai and more prominently his lydian-driven compositions like the late Kum'pee'du'wee.
#9
Heh, no, seeing as I'm a girl; but I've gotten equally as aroused when my boyfriend plays sometimes.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


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Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#12
I would make a foreskin joke, but this is a solemn occasion.
Aw, and I got so many of 'em!
But later, later.

cookie for refrence getter.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#15
Its nothing to be alarmed about young padiwan
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#17
Quote by tugboat
Heh, no, seeing as I'm a girl; but I've gotten equally as aroused when my boyfriend plays sometimes.


well, the title of the thread DID say you guys
#19
cut the skin, and the hair.
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#20
Quote by cd>mp3
well, the title of the thread DID say you guys

"guys" usually refers to like, everyone

I say "hey guys" to my girl friends

Your logic fails

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


Quote by Trefellin
Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#21
Quote by tugboat
"guys" usually refers to like, everyone

I say "hey guys" to my girl friends

Your logic fails


most people understand that a guy is a male. I'm sure you do too, but you're too stubborn to admit it.
#22
Quote by tugboat
Heh, no, seeing as I'm a girl; but I've gotten equally as aroused when my boyfriend plays sometimes.


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#23
Next time it happens, keep going. See if you can get off this way. Would make a great excuse to go masturbate.

"Alright, I'm gonna go play guitar."
#24
Well during the solo you can hear Chris Cornell (the singer) saying "cum on, cum on" over and over again...
#25
Quote by inbloom27
the best part was when he said that he felt a pressure on the groinal area so he had to look down to know he had a boner. haha, classic.


#26
Quote by Flying Couch
Next time it happens, keep going. See if you can get off this way. Would make a great excuse to go masturbate.

"Alright, I'm gonna go play guitar."


Dad: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there?!
TS: *rushes to put guitar away in case* ....ERM....NOTHING!
#28
Quote by cd>mp3
most people understand that a guy is a male. I'm sure you do too, but you're too stubborn to admit it.

Uh, no. "Guys" can refer to the general public.

Like in Spanish... Ellos = boys, or group of people.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


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Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#29
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
foreskin


it´s great. When you fap, you dont need any lube, the forskin does the job.
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#30
Quote by tugboat
Uh, no. "Guys" can refer to the general public.

Like in Spanish... Ellos = boys, or group of people.

No, "guys" refers to men. Now go. Go sulk in the corner with your inferior vagina.
#31
Quote by tugboat
Uh, no. "Guys" can refer to the general public.

Like in Spanish... Ellos = boys, or group of people.


CAN. doesn't make you right, though.
#32
whenever i find myself getting hard, i take off the strap and make my boner get an exercise
I'm Steve
#33
Quote by cd>mp3
CAN. doesn't make you right, though.

And it doesn't make you right, either.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


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Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#34
Quote by tugboat
And it doesn't make you right, either.


then we must agree to disagree...

unless you'd like to further argue the point? PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!!
#35
Quote by cd>mp3
then we must agree to disagree...

unless you'd like to further argue the point? PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!!

You can't shoot women.


Can you?

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
sraeb


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Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
#36
I fucked my guitar once. That was fun.
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#38
Quote by tugboat
You can't shoot women.


Can you?


then what HAVE I been spending my spare time doing?


edit: apart from getting off on playing guitar?
#39
Quote by tugboat
You can't shoot women.


Can you?

:resists horrible mean joke:


Anyway, gender equality and all that noise. He can totally shoot you.
#40
Quote by Gord@k
it´s great. When you fap, you dont need any lube, the forskin does the job.

im so rich i jack off with condoms


EDIT: tugboat is a girl /b/tard thats underage !!!!
I'm Steve
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