#1
Lets all go smoke a cigarette
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#2
Watching Thank You For Smoking, eh? Well, aren't you cool?
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#6
Surely there's an easier way to get cancer?
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#7
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Surely there's an easier way to get cancer?

Of course, but there are no cooler ways.
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#9
Quote by Alter-Bridge
Surely there's an easier way to get cancer?


There is.

1) Eat anything with preservatives

2) Drink any type of Sugar free or diet soda cause fatal tumors and cancers much quicker than cigarettes due to the sorbitol and aspartame

3) If you live in a big city (1 million +) simply hang out downtown.
#10
Cigars > cigarettes.


weed>both
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#11
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#12
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Of course, but there are no cooler ways.


Talking on a cell phone is almost as cool.... HOLY SHIT.... just think of doing BOTH at the same TIME! Mind Blowing.


I just put mine out...
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#13
Pfft ... get some weed. All cigarettes do is cancer and yellow teeth. At least weed has some fun.
#15
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Lets all go smoke a cigarette

odd first post ever on UG
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#16
Quote by kosmic
Watching Thank You For Smoking, eh? Well, aren't you cool?



Nice try.
But no.
I'm not.


Better luck next time
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#17
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Who gives a shit about health. Live your long meaningless life. It';; only become manifest that life has no value, but then you wont be bble to enjoy yourself becuase you;ll be a stupid old idiot with a withered pallid body and fuck you too.



Speak for yourself.


Your life may indeed be meaning less, but I find mine quite full filling.


Quit your whining and live a little.
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#18
Nah I'll be right. I don't smoke.
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#22
Quote by xplode
Speak for yourself.


Your life may indeed be meaning less, but I find mine quite full filling.


Quit your whining and live a little.



He made a good point. You might see old people and think they're living the Golden age or something like that but its a lie. You might think your Grandparents are happy but they aren't. The only reason they seem happy is because when your life revolves around messy bowel movements into diapers, loss of control of body functions, sore and brittle bones all the time, loss of memory, withered and saggy appearence and senility, you'll realise that being old isn't all that it's made out to be and basically the only thing that makes you happy is seeing your family because you helped create it. Basically life ends around 60. From then on you are just a deteriorating cluster of various cancerous cells slowly destructing. I like the philosophy of live fast, die young.
#23
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uhhm

spam?



SPAM?!?!?!


I'm offended!
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