#1
I wanted to let you guys know that I am completely straight, and always have been. But I had some fun in prison.

They had this thing where your cell mate would rub jelly on your asshole, and suck it for about 10 minutes. It's a real nice feelin, and makes ya feel real good. We were both straight, so he just pretended like it was a pussy, and it kind if is, just cleaner.

I recommend you guys try it with other guys. You might come to like it
#2
Fucking hell, get out of my forums.
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#5
If you were a dinosaur you'd be failasaurus.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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