#1
That i'm getting a raise!

If you've ever heard of someone in UG who handles thousands of dollars in different currencies and has access to fire weapons... well, that's me.

I'm a (graveyard) teller at a money exchange business that's open 24hrs. We do money orders, cash checks, and buy/sell dollars. I've been working here for about 4 or 5 months in graveyard and am the youngest one here. Well... my supervisor called me the other night and asked if i'd be willing to work as shift manager and i said yes. Today she told me i start training on wednesday.

I just wanted to share this with the pit.

What's even weirder is that me, a fellow pit monkey, was offered that position when everyone else is probably at least 10 years older than me (i'm 19) and have worked at least twice what i have in here.



So i ask: what do you guys do for a living? I'm assuming half of you are bums that live with their parents or college students, heh...
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I'm assuming half of you are bums that live with their parents or college students, heh...

Pretty much this
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I rob money tellers who work graveyard shifts.


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I rob money tellers who work graveyard shifts.


Don't recommend it near here.

Bulletproof glass, security alarm, locked doors that can only be opened from the inside... u know, the works.

Oh, and did i mention 3 loaded shotguns with buck shots and a revolver with leaded tips?
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Don't recommend it near here.

Bulletproof glass, security alarm, locked doors that can only be opened from the inside... u know, the works.

Oh, and did i mention 3 loaded shotguns with buck shots and a revolver with leaded tips?

Yawn.

So what day of the week would you like to be robbed?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Yawn.

So what day of the week would you like to be robbed?

Funny... i'm actually a good shooter. I was the rifle team captain and district champion (team) when in high school and received training from several college and olympic shooters.

Actually, i think i'm getting the job offer cuz i went to the range to practice last tuesday and my boss' son thought i did great.
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#11
im an electroplater. w00t for me, im not a bum. i got a raise aswell this month
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and buy/sell dollars.


How much does a dollar cost then? Oh and i'm an unemployed college student who lives with his parents, I wont go into detail about my trampiness (or 'buminess') at this present time ...
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Funny... i'm actually a good shooter. I was the rifle team captain and district champion (team) when in high school and received training from several college and olympic shooters.

Actually, i think i'm getting the job offer cuz i went to the range to practice last tuesday and my boss' son thought i did great.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to impress me?

Sure, I'll play along. Oooh that's so cool. I bet no one can get past you now. Nobody.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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What's a money teller?


They tell money what to do.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to impress me?

Sure, I'll play along. Oooh that's so cool. I bet no one can get past you now. Nobody.




Nah not that... just saying kinda why i got graveyard in the first place. Idk... they just thought they could trust me better with weapons than the other ppl that had applied, that and cuz i knew the supervisor's daughter by coincidence.

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They tell money what to do.

Hahaha!!!

Never fail to amaze me...

A Teller is pretty much like a cashier but only handles money... u know, like at the bank?

Oh, and by buy/trade dollars i'm talking about exchanging currencies (euros, mexican pesos, british pounds). The rate depends on the value of each currency in comparison with the others.
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Nah not that... just saying kinda why i got graveyard in the first place. Idk... they just thought they could trust me better with weapons than the other ppl that had applied, that and cuz i knew the supervisor's daughter by coincidence.

Mmm...

Hand me the daughter and I will spare you the robbing.

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Mmm...

Hand me the daughter and I will spare you the robbing.

Do what u want. We just knew each other from highschool.


pass her over when ur done

bwt: not to be a d*ck, but u don't look as intimidating as i thought u'd be.
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bwt: not to be a d*ck, but u don't look as intimidating as i thought u'd be.

And that's part of how I succeed.


^_^

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And that's part of how I succeed.


^_^

Yep... ppl always distrust the mexicans and black ppl, not the small, skinny asians.




i'm (light skinned) mexican btw, so don't think i'm being racist
Originally Posted by evening_crow
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Funny... i'm actually a good shooter. I was the rifle team captain and district champion (team) when in high school and received training from several college and olympic shooters.

Actually, i think i'm getting the job offer cuz i went to the range to practice last tuesday and my boss' son thought i did great.



He's joking, no need to brag.
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I'm assuming half of you are bums that live with their parents or college students, heh...


Close enough... I'm only 17 so I still live with my parents but I work on a market stall on sundays selling old reggae records and CDs.
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So i ask: what do you guys do for a living? I'm assuming half of you are bums that live with their parents or college students, heh...


I fall under the second category...mechanical engineering.

When I had a job, working general maintenance at a state college, I got a raise when minimum wage went up.





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