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#1
I'm sixteen, and I wet my bed last night for the first time in 8 years. It was the worst night of my life!
It's so embarrassing, what am I supposed to say to my mom with all the wet blankets and sheets? I knew I should have went to the washroom before I went to bed. Oh God, It's gonna be terrible...

Anyone else piss there bed lately? Or am I just some loser?
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#2
I do it all the time. All the cool kids do it.

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#4
If it's so embarrassing, why are you telling complete strangers with whom you still have the chance to be friends with?



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#6
Tell her you were on crack, she'll understand.
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#7
Tell her you spilt some juice or something. Or if you have a dog/cat, tell her they pissed on the bed.
#8
Tell her that you were dreaming about her
And, yes, this comment was very out of line.

Edit: Also, from prior experience, I'm guessing that you'll end up being like Union Jake. You won't escape the fate of the pit after telling us about your ice cool night
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#9
Suck it dry!

u know u want to!!
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#10
just do a poop on it, and she wont even realise youve done it

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if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


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#13
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Tell her that you were dreaming about her
And, yes, this comment was very out of line.

^^WRONG! JUST WRONG

But hilarious. Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and suggest that you're the only one thats done this at the age of 16.
#14
Pissing in your bed is stage one. Soon, like me, you'll move onto puking and shitting simultaneously while lying down on the bathroom floor after climbing in the house through the window because you thought you were a cat.



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#15
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Infact it would be a good idea if you told all your friends about it aswell.

Then told us their reaction...
#20
you've had ur first wet dream...would u like to describe it in detail? *Faps*
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#23
Well it could be a wet dream...do you fap regularly?
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#24
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I'm sorry but ... you just owned yourself, why are you telling people about this?

+1...
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#25
dude...


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#26
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it's not that big of a deal, i'm sure this has happened to most of us in our teens.
just tell her, she'll understand.



^^^ the discreet way of saying "OMFG me too!!!!"
#27
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I do it all the time. All the cool kids do it.

Excellent Billy Madison reference.

Question to everyone: Have you ever Hardshit your bed?? Not like diarrhea, but actually solid log, while you slept...
#28
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Well it could be a wet dream...do you fap regularly?

It's not a wet dream, because there was so much everywhere and it was more smelly than sticky and I would've remembered my dream if it was wet.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#30
I think you're gonna be rememberd here pal, the Pit doesn't let things like that be forgotten..

ppl will start calling you pissweenyportal or smth like that, taken from your Username...

i suggest diggin a hole and putting your head inside
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#31
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Excellent Billy Madison reference.

Question to everyone: Have you ever Hardshit your bed?? Not like diarrhea, but actually solid log, while you slept...

NO! but you have,
your a sick man chubbs

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Just give up, because Callo just destroyed you.
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if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


CALLO

#33
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NO! but you have,
your a sick man chubbs

Its just a question I ask on the regular:
Me: "Hoi, you, have you ever hardshat your bed??"
Random Guy: "YES!!! I make forum posts about it frequently"

Wait.....who's Chubbs?!?!?!
#34
Quote by ravioli123
Excellent Billy Madison reference.

Question to everyone: Have you ever Hardshit your bed?? Not like diarrhea, but actually solid log, while you slept...

Solid Log?
#37
was it yourself,

STEP1: put it in the washer
STEP2: press the GO button
STEP3: the bitch asks questions,

at this point youve got 2 options


BAM! punch her in the face with your wrist
OR
"a lovely son can't get a load off for hes mummy darling?"

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Just give up, because Callo just destroyed you.
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if i am not pooping, i stand to pee. if i am pooping, it makes more sense to just sit down in the first place.


CALLO

#38
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I'm sixteen, and I wet my bed last night for the first time in 8 years. It was the worst night of my life!
It's so embarrassing, what am I supposed to say to my mom with all the wet blankets and sheets? I knew I should have went to the washroom before I went to bed. Oh God, It's gonna be terrible...

Anyone else piss there bed lately? Or am I just some loser?



SIGGED!!
#39
Quote by sglover34479
Well I guess even the best on us have an occasional accident.


If peeing your bed is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Cookie for the reference.

I still have wet dreams about that old lady.....


DID YOU SEE THAT GUYS BALLS?!?!?!

edit: Nearly forgot
*cookie for thou*
#40
Quote by sglover34479
Well I guess even the best on us have an occasional accident.


If peeing your bed is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Cookie for the reference.


The old lady from the Field trip on Billy Madison


cookie plz