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#1
I'm thinking of what to get my gf for chirstmas.. i know its early but i usually forget to sort out this kind of thing.. any suggestions?
yup its a sig... yeaaah..
#2
Jewelry
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#4
A small vial of your own cum.

(Green Wing ftw.)
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#7
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Jewelry

Damn you, first post and you already stole my idea.

Perfumes maybe? Some nice clothes?
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

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#10
Dick in a box? A picture of you two together?
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#13
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A picture of his dick in a box.

Framed, with a fucking inscription.

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#14
It would help if we had a little more info like how long you have been dating and if your in love or her likes ect ect! jewlery works but be original buy her a emu!
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#15
condom made of chainmail.
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#17
Chocolate is always a good bet...
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#18
Counter Strike

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#19
Just give her some hardcore electric panty boogaloo.

Remember, foolish man gives woman grand piano. Wise man gives woman upright organ.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#20
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The gift of life is the greatest gift you can ever give.


Apart from a yacht.


You could always go in the other direction and buy her birth control, I suppose.
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#21
I'm buying mine an 80gb iPod Classic, seen as her Mp3 player is lame,

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#23
Wow, you're a good boyfriend who plans stuff

Jewelery is a little cliché imo. Try and think of something that would mean the most to her, as opposed to simply buying a gift. Tickets to things are good, are you guys old enough to go on a small trip together?

Good luck
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#24
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I know what I'm asking Santa for this year


...To make you a real boy?
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#25
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Apart from a yacht.


You could always go in the other direction and buy her birth control, I suppose.

Yea, I'd rather have a boat than a kid too. I love kids, don't get me wrong, but you don't have to feed a fish when you accidently catch one.

soulfly, just give me your address and a 10.2 megapixel picture of my schlong is coming to you.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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#27
A better boyfriend?
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#28
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I'm buying mine an 80gb iPod Classic, seen as her Mp3 player is lame,


they don't sell those anymore, atleast not in England. I've got my girlfriend a combined birthday/christmas present of a Reading festival ticket.
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#30
i think its a ZING
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My gear:
Ibanez Artist
ESP ltd Viper 200
Schecter Diamond 8

Amps:
Marhshall MG30 (for sale)
Line 6 Spider III Half Stack (mine forever)
Interested in Melodic Thrash Metal? ALUSTRIUM AND LAST NAIL DRIVEN!
#32
"Give her the gift that keeps on giving..."

Yes, your penis
I don't believe in signatures. Ah, sh...
#36
Get her some booze, for she will get drunk and you all know what women do when they are drunk...
#38
Tell her this


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#39
never skimp out of this man.

as long as its expensive and/or shiny, you shouldn't have problem.
#40
i'm getting my bf an ipod nano because he wants one. how about getting her something she wants?
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