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Union Jake [[Circle Jerk]]
95 76%
sixwingmortal [[I Wet The Bed :'(]]
30 24%
Voters: 125.
#2
Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
Quote by shattamakar
The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#4
-I showed a picture of my penis to a fat chick with hairy vagina armpit

-Samnung has crabs


Psh. Ya'll don't know nothin'.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#5
Quote by Xiaoxi
-I showed a picture of my penis to a fat chick with hairy vagina armpit

-Samnung has crabs


Psh. Ya'll don't know nothin'.


I remenber those!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#6
I had to go for the bed wetting, both pretty embarrassing but what's more embarrassing for Jake is that he is a tool.
#7
Quote by Xiaoxi
-I showed a picture of my penis to a fat chick with hairy vagina armpit

-Samnung has crabs


Psh. Ya'll don't know nothin'.


wooo 07er thinks he knows everything :P

How about some of the stories robbienstrat used to tell?
he used to do allsorts...
Quote by metal Lover
The thought of you humping her limp body is hilarious.


#9
Quote by Tezza_Larks
wooo 07er thinks he knows everything :P

How about some of the stories robbienstrat used to tell?
he used to do allsorts...

I've lurked a long time.

I just have bad memory.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#10
That guy who pissed his bed lastnight. Poor guy.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#14
The one when the guy said "Help I'm ****ing scared" and it was about he thought his parents knew that he was having sex with his gf
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#15
Union Jake, because he chose to do that.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#16
Where is the one where he pissed himself..?

I can't find it now

EDIT: it's stickied!
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#17
I liked the one from last year when some kid took two viagra pills by mistake, when he was tryign to find pills for flu in the dark. He had a boner for about three days straight, than one was hilarious.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#19
I think this guy beats all of those
Hull City A.F.C

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#20
Quote by Tom_hatton
Neither. I think Dinkydaisys dog thread beats them both

Dinkydaisy's dog was the funniest thing I'd read in a long, long time.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#21
This is the one I mentioned earlier:
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=562422

there's a part two


^ I forgot about the Dinky Daisy one, that one is the best thread in the history of the pit.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
Last edited by Gibson_SG_uzr55 at Nov 2, 2008,
#22
Quote by dgme92
Dinkydaisy's dog was the funniest thing I'd read in a long, long time.


This is the first i heard of it...what happened???


EDIT: and the 'help im ****ing scared' series was so fake its not even funny
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

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Quote by Carmel
Either way, I don't think bananas should be placed in such proximity to an ass

I disagree. Bananas and ass are like peaches and cream.
#23
Quote by SuPaGrAm
This is the first i heard of it...what happened???

She slept naked and woke up to her dog humping her. She was asking if she could get any STD's from it haha

The thread is still around somewhere, I cba to find it though.
#24
Quote by SuPaGrAm
This is the first i heard of it...what happened???


EDIT: and the 'help im ****ing scared' series was so fake its not even funny

She was sleeping naked then her dog came in then sorta ****ed her....
We ain't pushing the boundaries, we're blowing them up.
We ain't trying to expand the scene, we want the scene to erupt.


#26
Quote by SuPaGrAm
This is the first i heard of it...what happened???


EDIT: and the 'help im ****ing scared' series was so fake its not even funny

Daisy's thread
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#27
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55



<.<

>.>


*definitely has no experience of animal rape and any implications are libelous, repeat has not been sexually assaulted by a badger and a herd of cats*
#28
Hah i call BS on daisy's story...


still funny tho
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

Quote by Deliriumbassist
Quote by Carmel
Either way, I don't think bananas should be placed in such proximity to an ass

I disagree. Bananas and ass are like peaches and cream.
#29
Quote by michal23
What about teh guy who took a shit in his basement ?

Pretty sure he was kidding, but i lol'd for about 30 minutes on that one..
Quote by NGD1313
Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


Quote by zwound
Win


Quote by __Pent__


^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#30
we should have a BIG thread where all the embarrasing stories of UG'ers are stored...


would be a good laugh...


and I'm voting for the guy who pissed his bed...

hehe!
#31
Go Union Jake! Masturbating in front of friends is pretty disturbing.
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

- Larry Underwood
#32
my votes goes to union jerk.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#33
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55


Best thing on UG ever. Why didn't I join in 2006?
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#34
Quote by freddaahh
Best thing on UG ever. Why didn't I join in 2006?


Because you wanted to join in the same month as me.


>.>
<.<
<.>
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#36
why is that?
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing