#1
im 17still poo my pants and it gets so dry all the time i have to get in bath so it gets moist and comes off the hairs behind my ballsack (i beieve it is called the gooch maybe?) anyway these girls pulled my trousers down from behind and they all laughed.my friends found out and mocked me for that and we are no longer friends as explained in a previous post anyway the reason i still do this is because when i was 4 my mum was fed up of having to change me so she got angry ripped my pants off and rubbed it in my face whilst shouting horrible things at me after that i was so scared to do it again my stomach refused to work properly but its fine now but im working on stopping this so just wanted to see if i should confront my mother and sort things out properly should i
#3
Very much like your punctuation, this is just stupid.

*reported*
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#4
Super-cereal version of mudbutt? lol. You're already failing at trying to get stickied like that other kid who pissed himself.
#8
Should have just done a repsonse to the piss-pants thread but as the kids mum, that could havce been funny! I would have done it but im extremely lazy...
#9
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#10
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#14
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Marvellous.



haha

yea these threads are all to common,
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#15
**** you and the rest who think this is a joke,my punctuation sucked because i just want to know what to do already!!! ffs....
#16
can we all laught at him, then call him a fail for teh lulz, then close this thread?
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#18
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I just signed up today, is this the sort of thing I can expect?

Marvellous.


Learn to get used to it man, you'd be surprised how much stuff like this turns up
#19
I have a cure for that! It's...*reported*.
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#20
this is something i was to scared to ask,but now its really bothering me so i to=hought oh fudge it! ill just ask,needless to say i just did.
#22
I once went to school with a little mark of crap in my pants... I thought it wouldn't smell, but I was wrong... I did my best to stay away from ANY people, but people kept trying to talk to me... it was horrible...
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#25
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this is something i was to scared to ask,but now its really bothering me so i to=hought OH FUDGE IT! ill just ask,needless to say i just did.


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#29
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#31
How is this still open lol
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#32
cause its awesomeness
it'll be sticky soon
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#33
Because I Want A ****ing Answer And The Only Ones That Have Replyed Are Trolls Please Go Away Trolls,unacceptable Posts Will Not Be Acceptable,thank You.
#34
Fecal matters.
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