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#1
I've seen "definitely" be spelled definately, difinately, or Definitly.

Any other grammar mistakes that the pit wants to share?
#2
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#3
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I've seen "definitely" be spelled AS definately, difinately, or Definitly.

ARE THERE Any other grammar mistakes that the pit wants to share?


Just a couple, if you're going to be a grammar nazi...do it well.
#5
Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

The most annoying grammar pet peeve of mine is apostrophe misuse, especially when it's outside a shop or whatever. What's the point of going to all the effort to make a sign or advertisement if you don't even have a basic grasp of the English language!? E.g.:

"Sale on DVD's and CD's"
"Apple's - £1 a bag"

Really makes my shit itch.
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#6
The word tremolo... ugh.
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Just a couple, if you're going to be a grammar nazi...do it well.

Oh, the ironing.
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#9
^^

Almost like the team manager who said " Were going to turn this team 360 degrees around!"
#10
Quote by Minkaro
Wouldn't that be a spelling mistake?

I've seen "retarted" quite a lot, (oh the irony).

Of course then there's the mix-ups between their, there and they're.

Oh, and "I could care less." Seriously, stop that. It's wrong.

Every time I see someone saying that, it makes me want to rip a newborn baby's head off.
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#11
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^^

Almost like the team manager who said " Were going to turn this team 360 degrees around!"


"He's limping off with a cut forehead"

"The manager seems to have a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve"

"West Bromwich Albion have a chance of doing well this season"

"If that had gone between the posts, it would have been a goal"

"For those of you watching in black and white, Everton are playing in blue"
#12
Im teh bets ta spilling LOL

that was im the best at spelling
and no im not the best far from it
#13
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Every time I see someone saying that, it makes me want to rip a newborn baby's head off.




I've seen many, many grammatical errors everywhere. My favourite still is "Your retarded". Oh the irony.
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#16
I really like the fact that I'm french and make less mistakes than most of the Pit...
#17
When people say "I would of" instead of "I would HAVE". It's so fucking annoying.

Oh, and when people can't get the 'their, they're and there' right. Same with 'your and you're'.

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"He's limping off with a cut forehead"

"The manager seems to have a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve"

"West Bromwich Albion have a chance of doing well this season"

"If that had gone between the posts, it would have been a goal"

"For those of you watching in black and white, Everton are playing in blue"


Not football-related but:
"Wal-mart is the biggest company of its size in the world."
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#21
The one that annoys me most is "Will you borrow me your..." or "Can I lend your..."

Close second would have to be "It's really quite outside", people really need to learn basic spelling and grammar.
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#22
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Every time I see someone saying that, it makes me want to rip a newborn baby's head off.


It's meant to be said with sarcasm, so that you're saying the opposite of what you mean.
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#23
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I forgot the best one!

"Grammer."

I saw a great post the other day, thinking of sigging it:

Dude1: +1 grammer points
Dude2: -1 Grammar points.

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#25
I just noticed a thread called "How's this song called?".
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#26
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Not football-related but:
"Wal-mart is the biggest company of its size in the world."


It's almost unfair to focus on footballers. They don't actually have a morning or an afternoon.

"At the end of the day, I fink the lads done well."
#27
Lol, I hate misuse of the apostrophe.

But what really hacks me off, is when people misuse "lie" and "lay".

Same with "hung" and "hanged".
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#28
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It's almost unfair to focus on footballers. They don't actually have a morning or an afternoon.

"At the end of the day, I fink the lads done well."


I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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#29
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I've seen "definitely" be spelled definately, difinately, or Definitly.

Any other grammar mistakes that the pit wants to share?

But those aren't grammar mistakes!
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#33
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The ellipsis has THREE dots.

THREE.

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Edit: Oh. Now I see what you did there.


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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
When People Type Like This.

Find the grammatical errors:

so i lyk totally met nick jonas yesterday and he was lyk so hot and lyk so cool and i wanted to meet kevin and joe but lyk they werent there and so i lyk hugged nick and told him to lyk tell kevin and joe i luv them

also:

hi guys love u cant wate 4 u to come back to the uk im in york buy the way and im 15 soon i hop u cud b ther 4 my bday and my cuz bday is the sam as joe and she loves him love u guys bye
xxxxxxxxxxxx

for more funniness and grammatical errors lookie here:

http://www.jonasbrothers.com/

look at the comments
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#35
I f*cking HATE:

"I could care less"

NO. You mean you couldN'T care less. If you could care less, you care a bit, which is the exact opposite of what you're trying to say. If you couldn't care less, then you don't care at all. which is THE WHOLE GODDAMN POINT
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#36
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I f*cking HATE:

"I could care less"

NO. You mean you couldN'T care less. If you could care less, you care a bit, which is the exact opposite of what you're trying to say. If you couldn't care less, then you don't care at all. which is THE WHOLE GODDAMN POINT


It's supposed to be said really sarcastically, you angry person.
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#37
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Grammatical errors.

...Is that a dig at me somehow?
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It's supposed to be said really sarcastically, you angry person.

Unfortunately though... many people just change it to 'sound cooler' or 'to be different'.
Either way, why not say the proper phrase?
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#39
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^ Been pointed out.

I'm tired though....

lame excuse

I felt the need to rub your nose in it
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#40
Quote by zzeazz
I've seen "definitely" be spelled definately, difinately, or Definitly.

Any other grammar mistakes that the pit wants to share?


They aren't grammar mistakes, they're spelling mistakes.

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