#1
That sounds like the Zvex "Box of Rock" but doesn't carry the $300 price tag

Any suggestions?

(Here's the Box Of Rock , there are links to sound demos on the page.)
#2
Check out Wampler at youtube. Still gonna run you a couple hundred.
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