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So, like the title says, what are some stupid things that made you LOLWUT?

Here's one for me that went down a while ago

My friend: "You know, it would be racist if you killed Obi Wan and not Optimus Prime"
COUP D'ETAT!

In response to "Your LOLWUT Moments" Thread:
Quote by SeveralSpecies
When the pit found out bluestruck was a girl.


In comments section on my profile...

Quote by Rojam
It was an lolwut moment for me when i found out ur a chick
#2
Probably when bluestruck told me about his friend.
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#3
Quote by bluestruck
So, like the title says, what are some stupid things that made you LOLWUT?

Here's one for me that went down a while ago

My friend: "You know, it would be racist if you killed Obi Wan and not Optimus Prime"

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lolwut?


lolwut?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#4
There are these peas where you eat the peas inside but not the shell.

Well there was a bowl of ones that have already been in people's mouths and eaten, and a bowl of ones that haven't been eaten.

I think I can leave the rest to you.
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Floppydick


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#5
Probably when Kensai told me about bluestruck telling him about his friend
#6
This girl who keeps complaining to me about her dumbass boyfriend, with whom she ALWAYS argues with, and won't break up with him. Oh, and told me two weeks ago she wants me.

bah!
#7
"Was it because his helmet turned blue?"


Cookie for reference
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#8
I'm a her, not a him heheh
COUP D'ETAT!

In response to "Your LOLWUT Moments" Thread:
Quote by SeveralSpecies
When the pit found out bluestruck was a girl.


In comments section on my profile...

Quote by Rojam
It was an lolwut moment for me when i found out ur a chick
#10
Probably when cwl told me about Kensai telling him about his friend.
"We were one among the fence"
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#12
Quote by dgme92
"Was it because his helmet turned blue?"


Cookie for reference


DOBBY!!!!

Wanker!
#14
Quote by SeveralSpecies
When the pit found out bluestruck was a girl.


Siggy'd
COUP D'ETAT!

In response to "Your LOLWUT Moments" Thread:
Quote by SeveralSpecies
When the pit found out bluestruck was a girl.


In comments section on my profile...

Quote by Rojam
It was an lolwut moment for me when i found out ur a chick
#15
Quote by dgme92
"Was it because his helmet turned blue?"


Cookie for reference



That twat Donnie Tourette on Buzzcocks answering why Prince lost his deposit on his house.
#17
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
When I found out my mum had a penis.


When I discovered that it's running in the family.
#18
<3 Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#19
Quote by minibrowny
That twat Donnie Tourette on Buzzcocks answering why Prince bought purple paint.


Fixed
#21
i do skits for the children's part of our church every sunday

there was a part where we're sitting at a table, i get pissed and throw my script away

well i slid it off the table...and it flew right into a trashcan about 20 feet behind me
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#22
"i am attracted to my dog."

lolwut?
blahblahblahblahblahblah did you enjoy this?
#24
Quote by dgme92
"Was it because his helmet turned blue?"


Cookie for reference


Nevermind The Buzzcocks Donny Tourette - "Why did Prince get done for buying a tin or purple paint?"

Series 21 Episode 2 I believe featured Noel Fielding, Donny Tourette, Some dude from some band that are now forgotton and some guy from Hollyoaks' late night show.

Yeah I watched that episode many times.
#25
Seeing as so many of you got the reference, I'm posting a big cookie. You can fight to the death to see who gets biggest share.

Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#26
How hard are you guys?

I mean non-interb?

Because the leaf of the scrotum cannot surpass the physical strength of a human male. I still honestly do no get why people still do that today anyway. We live in 2008..not 1908. The fastest way around town is NO LONGER DRIVING AROUND IN A BMW.

Your thoughts? Opinions?
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All-riiight.
#27
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When I found out my mum had a penis.


HOLY SHIT!
""We make sure everything we do is perfect. We spent too many years worshipping bands who f*ck up."
-Shawn "Clown" Crahan
#29
Somebody told me i was racist if i hated Barak Obama

LOLWUT?!?!?!

I guess im racist
#30
I had one yesterday.. but i cant think.

oh! ages ago.. I was talking to this guy about drugs.. and we were both pretty pissed outside.. and another mate just came over and pushed him in a tree.. i stood there for ages.. "lolwut?"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#31
Quote by dgme92
Seeing as so many of you got the reference, I'm posting a big cookie. You can fight to the death to see who gets biggest share.




you know IRL that cookie isn't that big. Just for future reference.
BRIAN. SCHNEIDER.
#32
Quote by dgme92
Seeing as so many of you got the reference, I'm posting a big cookie. You can fight to the death to see who gets biggest share.


YOU BASTARD! This cookie has been spread around UG for the last week. It's probably filthy by now.
I'm Steve
#33
Quote by crazy8rgood
Somebody told me i was racist if i hated Barak Obama

LOLWUT?!?!?!

I guess im racist


Someone once said the same thing to me, but about not liking Chris Brown.

Also, on the topic of music and racism, a bunch of Maoris once walked past me wearing a Black Flag shirt and loudly whispered amongst themselves "Wuts Black Flag?" I got a few feet passed them and they all started cheering, shouting "GO THE ALL-BLACKS!"

That made me lolwut.
Invisible, yet full dressed.
#35
My friend was describing The Mars Volta to another friend and said "...It's like an orgasm in my ears!!"
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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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#36
Quote by crazy8rgood
Somebody told me i was racist if i hated Barak Obama

LOLWUT?!?!?!

I guess im racist


i had the same thing happen

the best part is, look at my description under my name ;-)
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#37
During our lunch break, my friend was eating some tator tot, and out of nowhere he says "man, this tastes like a twinky without the good..."

I literally said 'lol wut?' (well I laughed, I didn't actually say 'lol')
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
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#40
"If Padme had sex with an Ewok, what would be born, and would you watch?"
-one of my Star wars obsessed friends.
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