#1
How often do most people do it?
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#4
I do it at searchbar.com
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#5
<faps>

.....

hm? what?....
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#6
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almost every night...


but your mom helps me out sometimes.


Then it's not fapping.

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#8
less often than this thread has been made

EDIT: damn you drunkinkoala
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#9
1 or 2 times a day, sometimes like 5 on the weekends.
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#10
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Then it's not fapping.



hmm. yes?


I fap almost every night, but not EVERY night, because his mom does it for me sometimes.
#11
I was wondering if 3 times was weird.
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#12
More often than you use the searchbar.
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#13
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I was wondering if 3 times was weird.

Nope.
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#14
Between once a week and four times a day.

It varies based on, how long it's been since I've had sex, how busy I am, if I have homework, etc.
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#15
2-3 times a day

But it varies from person to person


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#16
and on topic , 1-6 times a day

havent since friday though, I was at band camp.

my record for not fapping is 2 weeks (or 11 years).
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#18
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i wonder what the record is for times in a day

Six for me.
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#20
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i wonder what the record is for times in a day


I believe (seriously) it is 22 to 26 times.

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#21
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Six for me.


Blast, 5 for me


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#24
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When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Beautiful.


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And on topic, between once a week and once every few days, depending on mood.
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#25
nearly as often as these threads come up.
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#26
I do it like 3 or 4 times a week.
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#27
5 is my record, otherwise I have to w8 an hour to splooch.
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#31
Usually 2-4 times a day...at least that's the rate I go at it.
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#33
*closed*

What is it with masturbation threads today?

And also, this thread has been done more times this week than you have masturbated this calendar year.