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#1
who doesn't fap. i know, it's crazy...

and for the record, i'm 19 years old, and a guy.
I'd like a chocolate shake.. with a whiskey chaser
Last edited by uffan526 at Nov 2, 2008,
#2
Everyone poops faps.
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#4
I don't either.


...


*Puts hand over mouth*

Pfft.


pfffft.


Get out.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#5
...and that makes you proud?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#6
I've always heard 10 second sex is the best sex, can you confirm?
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Floppydick


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#8
that's a little odd and unnatural, unless your a girl, and if you are GTFO
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#9
Quote by floppypick
I've always heard 10 second sex is the best sex, can you confirm?


Reminded me of Fast Time at Ridgemont High...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#10
Quote by korinaflyingv
let me guess, you're a girl


let me guess, he's 13 years old and hasn't started puberty yet
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#12
Over time, it will build up inside your very soul, and when it blows your heads gunna fly off


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

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#13
is there something wrong with your pen0r?
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#14
Quote by dubstar92
that's a little odd and unnatural, unless your a girl, and if you are GTFO





bother bother bother bother bother.

Nice memories with your avatar.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#15
Lies.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

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#17

u can survive without fapping?????
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Also, Sig this or die!


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dude, in flames sucks.
all their music sounds the same




^ he listens to dragonforce
#18
i can't believe this thread..
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#19
Quote by jgbsmith
let me guess, he's 13 years old and hasn't started puberty yet


+1
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I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


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#20
Quote by Frontbassman

u can survive without fapping?????


Yeah, it's this thing called "sex".
ಥ_ಥ
#21
this thread is almost sig worthy,but really this is the only place you DONT admit you fap
Quote by RU Experienced?
I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


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I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#22
Join the club....

*Goes to fa...family <_< >_>*
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#24
Quote by arsonite
Yeah, it's this thing called "sex".


WHAT?!

who is this "sex" you are talking about? should I know him/her???
#26
yup.. ure probably right.. but the other day I realised that me fapping started in conjuction of me joining UG.. I've never looked back !
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#28
Quote by 100%guitarmad
It's not an American thing

http://www.urbandictionary.com/


And now I know.


Wait why would anyone NOT do it? Otherwise the second you get near a girl you'll just go KABOOOM and blow a hole in the wall...aswell as your chances...

edit: Can i now start a topic saying "I might be the only one who really likes asian girls?"
#29
Quote by BASEnutter
Yay? Wth is 'fapping' anyway, for us Brits on here...



wanking, tossing.

british enough?
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#30
Quote by BASEnutter
And now I know.


Wait why would anyone NOT do it? Otherwise the second you get near a girl you'll just go KABOOOM and blow a hole in the wall...aswell as your chances...



Lol...wouldn't that be very very very premature ejaculation?

Girl " O hi"
Guy *BLAMMO*
*Girl leaves feeling slightly unsatisfied*

Just so you know....it doesn't exactly happen like that...
ಥ_ಥ
#31
Quote by arsonite
Girl " O hi"
Guy *BLAMMO*
*Girl leaves feeling slightly unsatisfied*


Yes...thats happened to a *ahem* mate of mine.
#32
Quote by 100%guitarmad
It's not an American thing

http://www.urbandictionary.com/



It's funny how it describes what fap is

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

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#36
Quote by true_bacon22
I don't fap...
My girlfriend does it for me.


Your girlfriend faps?!?!

#39
Quote by 100%guitarmad
It was just a cheap shot at getting profile views <_<

I am a girl.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
#40
Quote by Onyx Fire
Your girlfriend faps?!?!



lol no, I'm not the one fapping myself. I don't have to put the effort into it comprende'?
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