Poll: Does brown noise affect you?
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View poll results: Does brown noise affect you?
Yes. I sh*t myself.
11 10%
A little. I felt something.
14 13%
No.
86 77%
Voters: 111.
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#1
So people, i just listened to a few recordings of brown noise* and didn't feel anything at all, during or after. I want to know what happened to you.

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*A noise rumored to vibrate at the same frequency as your bowls and make you involuntarily crap your pants, listen to it at your own discretion.
#4
****, I had the volume on full and it came on. It sounded like Tetris.
#7
Didnt work
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#8
Didn't feel anything... I'm actually half disappointed.
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I farted but that was unrelated




It didn't affect me BTW.
#12
nope, nothing
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#15
i had to take a crap before i watched it.... so yea... didn't help or make me need to crap.
i call bullshit
#18
i need a piss more than anything.
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#20
Quote by Deliriumbassist
No. Because it doesn't work. Plus I guarantee that your speakers will be unable to generate the rumoured frequency.


Good point. Doesn't help that my speakers are an old, dying and a steaming pile of doggy poo either.
#21
i doubt anybody has good enough monitors to generate the frequency needed, sorry to burst your bubble
#22
There is no resonant frequency of the bowels, and even if there was, your speakers wouldn't be able to play the pitch or the volume for it to work.
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#23
im too afraid to click on the link :|
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#24
now actually i've been just laughing at that noise
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#25
Brown noise? Are you sh*tting me? I'm not buying this crap.
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#26
I farted


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#27
no but it made me lol

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the brown note is playing....


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#28
You'd need amazing speakers, and to play it at a massively high volume, standing right in front of the speaker.

When you think about it, it's not the SOUND, it's the frequency of vibrations making your bowels vibrate, not just your eardrums,
#29
BREAKING NEWS:

I just farted... TWICE. although I believe it was unrelated to the "brown noise"
#31
Quote by filthandfury
You'd need amazing speakers, and to play it at a massively high volume, standing right in front of the speaker.

When you think about it, it's not the SOUND, it's the frequency of vibrations making your bowels vibrate, not just your eardrums,


But it isn't, because there is no resonant frequency of your crap factory, like rabid said. Same with the pink note. There's no resonant frequency of the vagina. A lot of people here will have to take my word for that since chances are they think that a vagina is actually the name of a Japanese hard boiled sweet.

Anyways, air is also a shit medium to transfer frequency- if there was indeed a brown note, the best way to get it done would be to sit on whatever is producing the frequency.
#32
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i doubt anybody has good enough monitors to generate the frequency needed, sorry to burst your bubble


Not even the Mythbusters had enough.
#33
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No. Because it doesn't work. Plus I guarantee that your speakers will be unable to generate the rumoured frequency.

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But it isn't, because there is no resonant frequency of your crap factory, like rabid said. Same with the pink note. There's no resonant frequency of the vagina. A lot of people here will have to take my word for that since chances are they think that a vagina is actually the name of a Japanese hard boiled sweet.

Anyways, air is also a shit medium to transfer frequency- if there was indeed a brown note, the best way to get it done would be to sit on whatever is producing the frequency.



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#34
This thread jus made me laugh so hard while listenin to them noises
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#37
Not even a little.
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#39
yes there is a resonant freq of your bowels, there are lots of resonant frequencies of lots of different body parts, i know the one for your stomach as well so it makes you throw up (well it does to some people, others just feel queasy) and you dont have to be sitting right on it even though you are right air is a crap medium for sound to travel in. but in a decent sized room full of people, pumping it out through good speakers will affect pretty much everyone to some degree, whether they are at the back or front of the room. there is a rather funny story about the american army and this particular frequency as well.
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