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#1
My dog won't stop following me around!
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6. Listen.
#2
Kill it with fire
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#3
Shoot it.
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Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



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...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

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#5
Maybe he likes you?
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#7
Get a cat.

Cats 0wn.
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#8
pet,feed him. duh
Emerse your soul in love


You used to be alright What happened?


Yellow tigers crouched in jungles in her Dark Eyes .
#9
Rub it's nose in you.
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#11
Quote by Kensai
Rub it's nose in you.



kensai Im disappointed in your new avatar.


anyway, ts, that what dogs do all the time. give it food or a massage, then it should leave you alone.
#12
Quote by heavyairship
pet,feed him. duh


I tried that but he just looked at me like I was an idiot.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#15
Get that dog a bone and let him on the couch.
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#16
Maybe there's a cookie tied to your butt. Check just in case and report back with your findings.
#18
Tie a big juicy steak to your crotch. That should make it go away.

*Hopes for thread titled: "Dog bit my balls"*
#19
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Get a cat.

Cats 0wn.


+1
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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#20
well, i agree with Kensai.
"We were one among the fence"
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#22
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Get that dog a bone and let him on the couch.


Or, lay him on the couch THEN give it a bone.

Wait...
#23
start fallowing it around.
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#24
Dogs can't follow you if you're on fire.
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#25
Quote by Trefellin
Maybe there's a cookie tied to your butt. Check just in case and report back with your findings.


Well it turns out there WAS a sugar cookie there. I ate it, but he's still following me!
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#26
Give him attention..


Special attention
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#28
put it down or burn its tail your choice
Squirrels>all other animals group

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#29
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I tried that but he just looked at me like I was an idiot.


Your dog may be on to something there :-P
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#30
Quote by ctb
Or, lay him on the couch THEN give it a bone.


*Lie
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#31
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wtf! faster russel, run!

(or whatever it was)thought of bringing some old memories back



failure.


maybe its thirsty
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#32
Quote by Mockstairwell
Well it turns out there WAS a sugar cookie there. I ate it, but he's still following me!


Well, it's a start. What if you put something in your pocket that dogs don't like.


What do dogs not like? Mothballs?
#33
let hump your leg and be done with it
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I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#34
Get DinkyDaisy she'll know what too do.
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#36
Quote by siskoX
go to the dog thread


There is no way that a dog thread exists.
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2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#37
Squirt it with a water pistol if it won't stay where and when you tell it.
#39
Faster Tom! RUN!!
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#40
Quote by Mockstairwell
There is no way that a dog thread exists.



Make one
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