#1
So I gta mock English speech thing 2mo infront of the class for GCSE and basically i can do about ANYTHING. I can be someone, or just make a point about something e.t.c, pretty vague, urrrm, for example, one of my friends is doin the history of rock guitar...

It's gta be five mins and interesting. Could be a debate or something. All suggestions, stupid or otherwise, are welcome
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#2
Do a five minute lecture on Pokémon?
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#4
Silly man. Do it about something you're interested in that you can make others interested in and you'll be fine.
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Could be a debate or something. All suggestions, stupid or otherwise, are welcome



Handbags vs. Handguns
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#7
The idiocy of the speech that you're giving. It'll be profound.
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#8
Do it on your journey to school, except make up a load of stuff. Just be a bit zany... like say a talking raccoon tried to violate your shoulder with a pie or something. If your delivery is good then that sort of thing gets a giggle out of people.
#9
Do something scientific. Scientific jargon confuses english teachers as i learned during GCSEs. (But tbh it doesn't take much to confuse them)
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#11
Do a 5 minute speech on rape.
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#12
Creationism vs. Evolution, searchbar it. It'll take about 10-25minutes to read the entire thread.

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#13
Whatever you do don't do it about Why Metal is so awesome... I ended up just verbally abusing the whole class because they didn't know who Children of Bodom were.
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Whatever you do don't do it about Why Metal is so awesome... I ended up just verbally abusing the whole class because they didn't know who Children of Bodom were.


lol!

Well im doin it on a global epedemic..

rape.

we will later discuss the ongoing debate on the prevention of rape:

handbags vs. handguns

causes of rape can be linked to music:

AC/DCs night prowler (rapist was influenced by it)
Nirvana's Polly (rapist sung it whilst raping, cobain called him a "plancton")

and the worst of all

Sweedish witches ABBA's:

Lay all your love on me

^^^brainwashed thousands of rapists worldwide

Influenctial figures:

Jack

Guest appearences:

President Bush

Evoloution of rape: Homosexual rape

African rape: Found loadsa random stats on it haha

What is the best time to rape?

Cheers guys
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lol
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