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Yeah, so tonight my lurking in the pit has gotten me grounded. As my mom was trying to turn on the dvd player she said, "Why wont this thing work?" and I with a usual pit responce, responded "because you touch yourself at night..." without even realizing what I had said. My mom looked back with her jaw dropped, and then I had realized what I said. And then my parents sent me to my room and grounded me for 2 weeks.


So any similar stories on how standard pit responces have gotten you in trouble?
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Quote by LuckyBoys91
Yeah, so tonight my lurking in the pit has gotten me grounded. As my mom was trying to turn on the dvd player she said, "Why wont this thing work?" and I with a usual pit responce, responded "because you touch yourself at night..." without even realizing what I had said. My mom looked back with her jaw dropped, and then I had realized what I said. And then my parents sent me to my room and grounded me for 2 weeks.


So any similar stories on how standard pit responces have gotten you in trouble?


#4
Hahaha. No, nothing similar. Hahahaha.
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#5
I lol'd!
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#8


OMFG that is too good to be true!
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#15
Oh lawd
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#16


I haven't answered pitish, but I slapped my boyfriend when he was laughing like an idiot.

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#19
Wow, just wow.
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#21
Quote by Skierinanutshel
wait...if you got grounded for being in the pit....then why are you IN THE PIT



They didnt take away my computer because I have an "essay" to write, so they just took away my car and the ability to hang out with friends
#23
Quote by Skierinanutshel
wait...if you got grounded for being in the pit....then why are you IN THE PIT


being in the pit IS THE PUNISHMENT!!!!!
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#24
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wait...if you got grounded for being in the pit....then why are you IN THE PIT

+1....
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#25
When my teahcer's smart board ****e dup I said


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#27
That was off of Family Guy first.

I punch someone every time I hear them say something like this " WTF!" "pwned"

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#28
Quote by LuckyBoys91
they just took away my car and the ability to hang out with friends

THEY took away YOUR car?

I'm sorry mate but you've been royally done over.
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#30
i thought the funniest part was that he's 18 and still getting grounded, what a square

oh shi- never realised this thread was so old.
#31
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Good job.


Bumping a thread from 2008? Classy......
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#32
this thread is like a fossil


i reckon he was trolling also
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#33
something similar happened to me, i was at a mates place, and he was goin to get a beer from the fridge, and he asked me "what do you want?"

not thinking, at the top of my voice i shouted "Yo Momma!!", while she was in the next room...

luckily they had the tv up quite loud so she didn't hear me...


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#34
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Good job.

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#36
Quote by LuckyBoys91
They didnt take away my computer because I have an "essay" to write, so they just took away my car and the ability to hang out with friends


I can't believe you have a car and still get grounded.

Thats funnier than what you said
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