#1
I Know there may be one in the songwriting and lyrics forum BUT
fellow pit goers, I say we have a thread dedicated to Poems related to the pit!

Here i go
"I love to fap.
Fap do i love.
I just cummed blood.
On a dove."

Your turn!!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#2
I hate The Pit
God, please get me out of here.
I'm begging you.
*sob*

...modes and scales are still useless.


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But our Band is Listana
#3
Quote by Xiaoxi
I hate The Pit
God, please get me out of here.
I'm begging you.
*sob*

The door is that way.
All the way over there.
So far that it doesn't exist.
You're trapped forever.
WELCOME TO THE PIT.
BUAHAHAHA.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#4
Poetry is a reflection of the soul
An outburst of substance
But in the Pit
It is often just vomit.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#5
There's nothing I hate more
Than sitting in the pit
and listening to this ****ing *****
beside me, taking a shit

Writer's block ftl.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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Last edited by zappp : Today at 4:20 PM. Reason: Suck on my balls, UG
#6
Quote by LaGrange

I just cummed blood.
On a dove.


Sort of related:
Cumming On Pigeons

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#7
I came blood on kensia, he didn't seem to mind,
I came blood on Reva, now she wants it all the time,
I came blood on the lolwut pear, he just said lol wut?
I went to the "pokemon" thread, and came blood on mudkipz foot.
#9
I happened upon a sh*tty thread
But lo! It's filled with trolls and dickheads.
I came to expect as much from the Pit
Who can't do anything but fap and sh*t.
Alas, TS, there is no hope,
The Pit Monkeys just want to grope
Their sacks, so please don't try to elicit
Smart responses from the Pit, they'll just piss [on] it.
#10
Quote by xaviergray
I happened upon a sh*tty thread
But lo! It's filled with trolls and dickheads.
I came to expect as much from the Pit
Who can't do anything but fap and sh*t.
Alas, TS, there is no hope,
The Pit Monkeys just want to grope
Their sacks, so please don't try to elicit
Smart responses from the Pit, they'll just piss [on] it.

Ahhh shit
In the pit
I read a poem
By you, while i roamed
The thread i made
But then my hope fades
Because my man
You crushed my hopes
Pee Ess
God dammitt~~
LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO LET YOUR MIND SPREAD WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT

Quote by KeepOnRotting
+Infinity. This dude knows good metal.
#11
Isn't it funny that
My fingers are pouring out words
For you to muse upon
While you're half way around the world
With your hand on your dick and
Your acne protruding like volcanoes of puss.

Why is it that
You stick your tongues
In the crack of a Swedish man you'll never meet?
Oh isn't he funny
Isn't it cool that you 'know'
These 'famous' people by their first name

Baby we're all connected
But I don't want to be tangled in the Web with you.
Quote by Arthur Curry
it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist




e-married to
theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#12
Quote by LaGrange
Ahhh shit
In the pit
I read a poem
By you, while i roamed
The thread i made
But then my hope fades
Because my man
You crushed my hopes
Pee Ess
God dammitt~~


It's alright my good man.
I once had the same hope.
But it all changed once I learned
90% of the Pit is on dope.