#1
i searched and came up with nothing

well, ive seen alot of posts about sites where people confess anonymously to be laughed at forever. i think we should have one in the pit. it may not go anywhere but oh well.

so pit,
what are your secrets
#4
I wet the bed

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#5
I want to marry a cartoon fox.
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#6
I used the searchbar and it actually worked.
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#7
You know those "Do not pull of under penalty of law tags on couches"....? I pulled it off. I'm pretty much fucked.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#10
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You know those "Do not pull of under penalty of law tags on couches"....? I pulled it off. I'm pretty much fucked.


holy sh!t man hide
#12
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holy sh!t man hide

Where?! None of my friends will let me stay at their house until things settle down.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#13
i cry myself to sleep at 3 times a week. the other days, i dirnk myself to sleep. I act like an asshole so no one would worry about me. so lonely...
#14
dear ********

I'm really sorry things ended teh way they did. I'd never had to break up before so I had no idea what I was doing. I realize, now, that I really hurt you, and you,with all your faults, didn't deserve that. I'm sorry i gave you the cold shoulder instead of being up front with you. Although you may never forgive me, and I ahrdly expect you to, know that I am sincerely sorry.
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#15
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Where?! None of my friends will let me stay at their house until things settle down.


umm....
well your gonna have to ditch your car, its too noticable so burn it and buy a used car and drive straight for mexico,
and for christ sakes you better hope they dont already have roadblocks set up
#16
...you first.
If you play guitar, please don't waste your time in The Pit, and please instead educate yourself in the Musician Talk forum, where you can be missing out on valuable info.
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#17
Like this?

Seriously though, I think I'm in love with a girl that isn't my girlfriend.
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#19
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dear ********

I'm really sorry things ended teh way they did. I'd never had to break up before so I had no idea what I was doing. I realize, now, that I really hurt you, and you,with all your faults, didn't deserve that. I'm sorry i gave you the cold shoulder instead of being up front with you. Although you may never forgive me, and I ahrdly expect you to, know that I am sincerely sorry.


I forgive you.

My confession is too embarrassing to write, so I will just say it in my head.
XIAOXI
#20
Dear ******,


I'm sorry for being a dick to you on Friday.I just can't handle think of you and that guy being together.I don't want to tell you that it hurts me when you talk about how you spent time with him.I was so angry that I even told you that I had to work on Friday night but I was really at home trying to find someway to get rid of my anger.I don't know what I'm going to do or say when I see you tomorrow.
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