#2
Rofl thats a good one


I worked in an office and the client was german

"Roger Mashiter'
#4
well there was a girl from africa in my class last year named Shithead, but it was pronounced shi-the-ad and not shit-head
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#5
chick from high school named jenna tull. why would you do that to a kid if you were a parent???
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you wake in the morning and your bass is in the bed and your girlfriend is on the floor
#7
Quote by spacebass45
chick from high school named jenna tull. why would you do that to a kid if you were a parent???



rofl another classic. There was someone in my school called Geoffrey Gaylord. Terrible.
#11
Huckleberry Puckley

Read it in the birth announcements
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#12
Quote by kaptkegan
Only fake ones like Ben Dover and Mike Hunt.



I know someone named Michael Hunt...

I like to make fun of him...
#16
Quote by SlashYourFug
There's a baseball player named Coco Crisp.


that's not his real name though so you loose
i used to be a mod, then i took an arrow in the knee.
#17
the dad in freddy got fingered, rip torn is a killer name

and theres an aussie race driver in the indy, will power hehe
Getcha' Pull!
#20
Mike Litoris? saw it on ylyl
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Not gay, but I'd tap that
#23
Quote by Ânus
Arther Dick (read it on my mates guitar book lol)


your username is quite funny...
#24
Dik Schaap.

Its a Dutch name and in Holland Dik Schaap = Fat Sheep
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In the good old days of PS2 sony would send me out new consoles for fun!

PS2 just died for no reason? new console : )
Coffee spilt all over it? new console : )
Got pissed on in the night???? new console : )

I miss pissing on consoles : (
#25
There was a teacher in our school who retired last year: his name is Rod Shaker.
#27
Master Bates/Bater.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#28
Wayne Kerr looks and sounds like Wanker?
Quote by HalfBlackJack
In the good old days of PS2 sony would send me out new consoles for fun!

PS2 just died for no reason? new console : )
Coffee spilt all over it? new console : )
Got pissed on in the night???? new console : )

I miss pissing on consoles : (
#31
There used to be a congressman (senator maybe) whose name was Richard Sweat, but he went by Dick. No joke.
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What?