#1


For those of you that don't know what Love Hearts are, visit here .

Or if you can't be arsed, they are basically sweets with 'love-related messages' on them.

Here's my point:

When I used to have Love Hearts a few years ago, all the messages were quite... well. Hardcore? Messages were like 'get in my bed' and 'you're hot!'. Nowadays, it seems as if the messages have become 'softer' or 'less hardcore'. I opened a packet today, and there was about 6 in there (the small packets in the picture). The messages included 'tickle monster', 'email me' and 'cool'.

I think that Swizzels Matlow, the company producing Love Hearts have been harrased by the general public to stop including phrases such as the first I mentioned.

I think this is a disgrace to the sweet that was once loved by everyone for it's brilliant phrases, such as 'jump in my car', and the delicious tastes and flavours.


N.B. The phrases 'jump in my car' and 'get in my bed' never were and are not to be associated with Swizzels Matlow or any of their products.
#2
I want one that says 'rape me. In the face. Hard. With that spatula.'
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#3
I don't remember Love Hearts having any phrases like that. I always thought they were shit.
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#5
I love Love Hearts, I might go buy some.
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#7
English form of Sweethearts?



They taste like chalk and have crappy sayings like "hug me" and "call me"
#8
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'
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#9
I ****ing love love hearts.

They're so ****ing delicious, I want some now.

I can't remember the hardcore ones though.

'Behind You' would be an awesome one.
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English form of Sweethearts?



They taste like chalk and have crappy sayings like "hug me" and "call me"

Basically. Except British Love Hearts taste goood.
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For those of you that don't know what Love Hearts are, visit here .

Or if you can't be arsed, they are basically sweets with 'love-related messages' on them.

Here's my point:

When I used to have Love Hearts a few years ago, all the messages were quite... well. Hardcore? Messages were like 'get in my bed' and 'you're hot!'. Nowadays, it seems as if the messages have become 'softer' or 'less hardcore'. I opened a packet today, and there was about 6 in there (the small packets in the picture). The messages included 'tickle monster', 'email me' and 'cool'.

I think that Swizzels Matlow, the company producing Love Hearts have been harrased by the general public to stop including phrases such as the first I mentioned.

I think this is a disgrace to the sweet that was once loved by everyone for it's brilliant phrases, such as 'jump in my car', and the delicious tastes and flavours.


N.B. The phrases 'jump in my car' and 'get in my bed' never were and are not to be associated with Swizzels Matlow or any of their products.

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Have now mother****er.

BTW, i meant that in a totally not mean way and apologize for any offence that it may have caused.
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#22
I've always remembered them having harmless, inoffensive messages. Are you sure you didn't get them confused with some E tablets?
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#23
Hardcore Love Hearts would be way better. Currently the taste is the only good thing about them.