#1
(idea taken shamelessly from 4chan)

Okay. First gym leader in pokemon red and blue is Brock. When you defeat him, he gives you TM34, Bide.


Brock= Barack
Bide= Biden
TM34= Biden has served in the Senate for 34 years.

The prophecy is complete.
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dreamtheater91 has destroyed my soul with that story

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#8
Quote by dreamtheater91
(idea taken shamelessly from 4chan)

Okay. First gym leader in pokemon red and blue is Brock. When you defeat him, he gives you TM34, Bide.


Brock= Barack
Bide= Biden
TM34= Biden has served in the Senate for 34 years.

The prophecy is complete.


*gasp*

the prophecy!!!!!!!!

this also signals the impending merging of Barack and Pikachu, creating...


OBAMACHU!!!!
#9
I feel as if the makers of pokemon naming the Rock Gym leader

bROCK was very lazy

as well as naming the water one Misty...

but i guess it works
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#10
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*gasp*

the prophecy!!!!!!!!

this also signals the impending merging of Barack and Pikachu, creating...


OBAMACHU!!!!

Don't encourage him.
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#13
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Did somebody say Pokemon?

They did. But because they are a lie, they do not mix with obama and reality.
#14
Please stop with the pokemon it was funny when that naked chick painted herself, but now its just as stupid as that one asshole with pear or that other dickface that does the rickroll.
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#16
Where's the conspiracy?
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#18
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I thought you were shunned? Btw, are you a naked mole or just a mole-mole?

I am a moley mole.

But no, I fought your wholesale shun until burlpzx.
#22
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Joo no make sense. You're like a Slowbro.

I looove fictional Slowbro!! ^__^
#23
so wait if obama wins that means after him it leads to misty, so i guess well assume we'll have a female as president after BUT in between we meet Team Rocket and we learn of fossils!

OH NOES
#25
spam.


*reported*
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#26
Quote by dreamtheater91
(idea taken shamelessly from 4chan)

Okay. First gym leader in pokemon red and blue is Brock. When you defeat him, he gives you TM34, Bide.


Brock= Barack
Bide= Biden
TM34= Biden has served in the Senate for 34 years.

The prophecy is complete.


many people think that Pokemon is demonic and that Obama is the antichrist, so you may be on to something...
#27
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

*reported*
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