Poll: Most Unfunny Comedian?
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View poll results: Most Unfunny Comedian?
Dane Cook
141 25%
Carlos Mencia
187 33%
Larry the Cable Guy
82 14%
Sarah Silverman
162 28%
Voters: 572.
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#1
From the list of ridiculously unfunny comedians, which one do you want to choke out the most so they can never speak again?

Dane Cook- Closely resembles an overactive dog that never shuts the **** up. Screams all of his jokes. Self absorbant.

Carlos Mencia- Is half German. Real name is Ned. Grew up in suburbia. Talks about the hard life of Mexicans. Steals jokes.

Larry the Cable Guy- Has an inability to make words. Uses the same punchline for every joke. Highest paid comedian at the moment. Probably smells awful.

Sarah Silverman- Less funny than AIDS. Her jokes makes sense to no one. Acts like a four year old.
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#5
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#7
Mencia tops the list for sure, closely followed by Dane Cook.
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#8
I hate Sarah Silverman with a passion.

Also, shows like Last Comic Standing, I have never laughed at one of their jokes.
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#11
all the american ones except carlin guy and the achmed the dead terrorist guy.
#13
wow TS i like your reasons for why those four suck. they're dead on. although i do laugh at Larry the Cable Guy but that might be because i've got some hick in me.

i was going to say dane cook, but i think that sarah silverman is probably the worst comedian ever, then cook, and then mencia.
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#14
I hate Carlos Mencia because he just keeps going on and on about stereotypes.
We get it, black people love fried chicken and white people is crazy. Do something else.
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#18
Sarah Silverman is HEAVILY overrated, i mean the ****ing matt damon thing was funny like once, but after that...

For some reason i dont find women comedians that comedic, i mean i know girls that are funny, just the 'professional' ones just dont have it at all imo.

Ross Noble FTW!
#19
Ben Elton and Russell Brand.

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Ben Elton and Russell Brand.


Russel i agree, isnt that funny. His use of words and language form just a mindless chatter that ends in a one liner.
#25
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Being a walking joke doesn't qualify him to be a comedian. You have to actually be funny.

Very valid point.
#26
yeah im disgusted with american comedy, and im from america. george carlin was great. i like lewis black and a few others, but the fact that the "blue collar" comedians still sell out stadiums makes me sick. larry the cable guy doesnt even talk like that. he actually has a decent amount of intelligence, thats why hes pulling this crap to make money.
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#28
Sarah Silverman really isn't funny - whenever she's on the tv and she makes a 'joke' I seriously think 'wtf?'

-.-

also Kristen Schaal from flight of the conchords, while I love flight of the conchords she ISN'T FUNNY ON HER OWN. She makes m cringe for her, she's just annoying.
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#29
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Lee Evans.

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#30
I love Lee Evans more than the world, but I'm going to leave you peoples to your opinions...


My opinion is, Silverman and Mencia suck so equally, they're like 2 black holes, preventing each other from destroying the world.


If you want a good female comic, Maria Bamford is the way to go!


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First person I thought of when I saw the thread.


I was watching a clip of Lee Evans over and over again when I saw this thread. I love him. I would be gay for him, just to get to hang out with him. Simon Pegg, too.
#31
oh yeah, i dont believe that dimitri martin should be mentioned. i like his style.
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#32
Dane Cook hands down. He's beyond overrated.
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#35
carlos mencia is so unfunny he is annoying
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#36
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Sarah Silverman is HEAVILY overrated, i mean the ****ing matt damon thing was funny like once, but after that...

For some reason i dont find women comedians that comedic, i mean i know girls that are funny, just the 'professional' ones just dont have it at all imo.

Ross Noble FTW!

i know exactly what you mean! all the ones i've seen have this thing where it sounds like they are talking with out opening their mouths and that they are extremely uncomfortable with themselves or something. and every female comedian i've seen is like that.
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#37
Mencia is shite! He is actually more like baby shite that has been in a diaper overnight, and you wake up the next morning and have to change it on a weak stomach, and you keep gaging because it smells like fermented baby shite...and that is Mencia. I have never heard Silverman, but 98% of women comics are not funny.
#38
i saw flight of the conchords on the telly, people seem to think they're funny?
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#39
I rank them in this order of horribleness:

Carlos Mencia
Dane Cook
Sarah Silverman
Larry The Cable Guy
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#40
Lisa Lampanelli, Carlos Mencia, Larry The Cable Guy

Good ones: Jim Gaffigan, Nick Swardson, Zack Galafinakis