#1
Firstly, yes i know there is an 'Only presidential election thread' etc. But i'm reserving that for serious discussion (don't know if that exists in the pit, but i'll give it the benefit of the doubt).

So basically me and my flatmate are going to be watching the results as they come through on BBC News and have decided to play a drinking game along with it for a laugh (much similar to the Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Drinking Game - google if you are unfamiliar), and i need ideas for rules for the game.

I know it's a stupid idea lmao, but we're students - we know no better :-P
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#2
Every state McCain wins, drink a shot.
You'll be sober by the end of the day.

Or each of you could pick a president and take a shot for every state your president wins. You'll be shitfaced by the end of the day/die of alcohol poisoning.
#3
think of your own rules.
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#4
Drink a shot for every time the Republicans attempt to cheat. You'll be well and truly wasted within an hour.
#5
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Drink a shot for every time the Republicans attempt to cheat. You'll be well and truly wasted within an hour.


that long?!
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#7
choose a candidate and drink there age in shots

I have a feeling one of you mayy dieeeeee
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#8
Drinking games are lame, drink until you cant handle anymore.
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#10
A shot for each state the candidate of your choice wins.

However, you may die in the process, so this is not recommended.
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#11
Have a shot every time each candidate says something. And if there are lots of you, have a seperate game where you have a shot every time a candidate says something that isn't pleading the last voters to their side.

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#12
1) Get a crate of brown ale
2) Watch the election
3) ????
4) Profit!

Alternately, take a shot every time McCain says "My friends".
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#13
Instead of shots of hard liquor, it might just be in your best interest to do shots of beer. If you're an Obama supported you'd be dead in two hours.
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theres a facebook group for it with a set of rules and stuff.


I can't find it :-(
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#15
shot for every two states may be more realistic or shot for every 20 electoral points
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#16
Pick a candidate.

Drink a finger of your chosen beverage (I suggest beer/cider) every time:

Your chosen candidate is on screen
Your chosen candidate's name is mentioned
The crowd cheers and applauds in the overdramatic hollywood manner

Drink one finger for winning a state
Drink two fingers for losing a state

Everyone who picked the losing candidate sees off a shot drop pint.

Picking candidates with a flip of the coin makes it more interesting.
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Alternately, take a shot every time McCain says "My friends".



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#18
get over it
obama's a socialist
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#20
Drink...
Everytime Joe the Plummer is mentioned, or any other Name and Job.
Everytime you hear the word "Senator".
When you see Palin.
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#21
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get over it
obama's a socialist

Oh dear god he wants everybody to get healthcare and social welfare guarantees so they have the same chances of survival as any rich person. Fuck equal opportunity, that's freaking socialism right there. SOCIALIST.

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#23
*insert something witty involving Ron Paul winning here*


Yeah. Take a shot every time *something else witty about RP*
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Oh dear god he wants everybody to get healthcare and social welfare guarantees so they have the same chances of survival as any rich person. Fuck equal opportunity, that's freaking socialism right there. SOCIALIST.


people will end up waiting months for doctors. doctors will be government regulated getting rid of many jobs. and welfare for those that dont want to do anything is just wrong. Also taxing the upper class more heavily than the lower class es unfair and will shrink the economy.
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Every state McCain wins, drink a shot.
You'll be sober by the end of the day.

Or each of you could pick a president and take a shot for every state your president wins. You'll be shitfaced by the end of the day/die of alcohol poisoning.


Damn! I came up with the McCain thing this morning.

But, don't do "Every time Obama wins a state, take a shot," because you might get alcohol poisoning......
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Damn! I came up with the McCain thing this morning.

But, don't do "Every time Obama wins a state, take a shot," because you might get alcohol poisoning......

this is gonna be a close race so either way you'll be doing some drinking.
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#27
Some political pundits have noted the ability of alcohol to increase the fun of this most important function of the democratic political process. Americans everywhere who wish to enjoy a greater feeling of participation in the debate will want to try this fun drinking game.

Take a drink when John McCain does one of the following:

* Refers to himself as a 'maverick' or 'reformer'
* Says 'my friends'
* Attempts humor
* Uses a non-sequitur (i.e. "We're not rifle shots here, we're Americans!")

Take a drink when Barack Obama does one of the following:

* Says "Now look..." or "Now listen..."
* Links Bush and McCain
* Says "folks"
* Refers to John McCain's statement that "the fundamentals of the economy are sound."

Take a drink when either candidate does one of the following:

* Refers to "change"
* Refers to "Main Street"
* Refers to "Joe the Plumber"

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#29
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Also taxing the upper class more heavily than the lower class es unfair


"What do you mean I'm getting $15 million and not $18 million this year?!"

So unfair...
#30
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people will end up waiting months for doctors. doctors will be government regulated getting rid of many jobs. and welfare for those that dont want to do anything is just wrong. Also taxing the upper class more heavily than the lower class es unfair and will shrink the economy.

Under John McCain the middle class will be taxed more than the wealthy, that's kinda unfair also, don't you think?
#31
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people will end up waiting months for doctors

Better than no doctor at all. Oh wait, if you can't afford or are denied health insurance you are not worthy of a real doctor.
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Better than no doctor at all. Oh wait, if you can't afford or are denied health insurance you are not worthy of a real doctor.

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"What do you mean I'm getting $15 million and not $18 million this year?!"

So unfair...


THANK YOU TWO. Sheesh, I was just writing a long-winded reply, and you both summarised my argument better than I ever could.
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THANK YOU TWO. Sheesh, I was just writing a long-winded reply, and you both summarised my argument better than I ever could.


Anything for a fellow i-haven't-been-brainwashed-by-a-bunch-of-idots-er
#34
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Anything for a fellow i-haven't-been-brainwashed-by-a-bunch-of-idots-er

i'm sure i've been brainwashed when half the country has jumped on the obama bandwagon. People are just voting for him cuz he's not an old rich white dude like most politicians. I bet half the people voting for obama in this country couldn't tell you anything about his views other than he's a democrat. but on the other side of the argurement half the people voting for mccain are racists.

Edit: and in response to the $15 million thing, maybe people should try harder in school. I'm middle class, but i'm workin my ass off to do well. many aren't. and that's how social classes end up divided. But there's also those ho inherit because their family is rich so i'll give you that.
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Edit: and in response to the $15 million thing, maybe people should try harder in school. I'm middle class, but i'm workin my ass off to do well. many aren't. and that's how social classes end up divided. But there's also those ho inherit because their family is rich so i'll give you that.



Yeah, it's as clear cut as that. I can tell you're going places with spelling and grammar like that.
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Yeah, it's as clear cut as that. I can tell you're going places with spelling and grammar like that.

shut the hell up. it's ultimate-guitar.com not school
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#37
I was thinking of starting a drinking game where evertime I want to shag Palin's dirt road rotten, I have to take a drink. I tried it the other night, and was too drunk to fvck in about thirty minutes. My game FTL!!!