#1
Hey,

I've been homeschooled up 2 highschool and now my Mom is sending me. Well, within the first 5 days, I am like surrounded with chicks. I've been asked out with 2 of them... (I haven't kissed yet, they've just like hugged me) I mean like I've had 1 other gf in my life that I have kissed like twice... So, what do I say? Just like give me everything u guyz know.
#2
..Congrats.

Take advantage of the situation and quit asking the pit.
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#5
Just remember however popular you get, i still hate you.
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#6
Wasn't there a thread like this a few weeks ago, except instead of being homeschooled, the kid was a "body-builder", and all the ladies loved him?
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#7
hahahah nice troll

you join today.... and instantly start posting dumb shit.....
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#8
they will all hate you soon dont worry
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#10
Show them this thread.
No, really, it's a great idea.
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#13
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'Hello' is always a good conversation opener.


REALLY? hmmmm

i usually tend to sniff peoples butts, perhaps thats where im going wrong
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#14
Well then get off the damned computer, and get out with those ladies.

You're basically a failure if you can't seize an opportunity like this.
Ego inflating praise here:
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C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#15
Hey,
I just couldn't figure out the password for my old account and couldn't remember the email I registered it under.
#16
Bullshit ego boost is fail.
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#17
LOL!! this is like that douche who was talking about how ripped he was after a week.
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#20
why the **** are you in the pit?! go and bang them chicks while there still interested.
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#21
hahahahahahahahahahahah nice talking to you.....see you in 30 days multi
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#25
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*reported*

People like you make me hate humanity.

To TS: Show them your weiner and start running towards them yelling SURPRISE!!! The ones that trip when they run are fair game.
#29
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People like you make me hate humanity.

To TS: Show them your weiner and start running towards them yelling SURPRISE!!! The ones that trip when they run are fair game.

Why? It's kind of obvious this guy is a multi.
#31
Ah, to be young.
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