Most of you wont remember, but I made a thread a few weeks ago about how a friend and I made drinking helmets for ourselves, and I asked for some ideas for one which we had planned as a present for a friend.

Here is what mine looks like:

Here is what we came up with: A pink helmet with one beer can/bottle holder at the back. We painted the helmet pink with white hearts and put a vibrating dildo on top which we decorated with a small light chain. Alas:

me wearing it before we painted it, for....fun :P:

What are some of the weirdest/funniest things you have given friends for their birthday or which you have received?
Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
That's uh, interesting.
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Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
So you're a dude, right? What's the dildo for?

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What a dickhead !

My bass player had to go up state for 4 DUI's within 10 years. He served 12 out of 18 months. When he came back, we threw him a huge party and bought him a male blow up doll. I don't think he liked it very much, but he didn't say anything.
yea it's big...my friend payed like 25 euros for it
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So you're a dude, right? What's the dildo for?


dildo = lulz
Bands to see before I die:
Machine Head
Lamb Of God

For the First time:
Mumford & Sons
The Prodigy
Paolo Nutini

Damn thats big

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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic

I would say that helmet is for guys who are trying to watch football and their girl wants to have sexytime. You can set that on the ground, and still watch the game while she gives you oral. That way you don't have to put down your beer or the remote control. Sweet!
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What a dickhead !
I walked right into that one didn't I?
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What a dickhead !

hahahaha :|
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

how does it work
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With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
I dont get the funny part...
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incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.

My penis doesn't have a large upward slope to it. Then again it isn't as big as that dildo.
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One time I got a birthday for my present. It was awesome.
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nice discovery, sir.

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I gave my friend a bottly filled with sand .. no bs

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt.
And guess what's inside it.

The Pit. The Movie.