#1
So before I shower I always take a dump and piss and leave the seat up so I'll remember to flush it when I'm done showering (I never flush before I shower-don't ask why). Well, I heard my phone ringing right as I got out of the shower so I rushed out and chatted it up. Not 5 minutes ago my mom walked into the bathroom to find the seat up with a huge turd nugget staring her down. This is quite embarrassing, especially seeing as how it stinks now. So uh...anyone else have some embarrassing poo stories?
#2
Was the title supposed to be some sort of pun?

Sorry. I got nothing.
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#4
I once hit my friend so hard in the stomach his sister in the next room shit her pants.
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#5
I had a nasty shit and a few girls came over. They were in the bathroom not two feet from the toilet and they never saw it.
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#7
Quote by KimThayil
So before I shower I always take a dump and piss and leave the seat up so I'll remember to flush it when I'm done showering (I never flush before I shower-don't ask why)


Dude... I do that too.
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#8
"I once took a crap in the bathroom, ( ive only taken craps twice in school bathrooms) and these two guys come in. One of them says "yo man someones taking a shit". Then i farted. One of them says "yo man thats a mean shit he's taking" "Dude that SHIT is MEAN!!!" I LOL'd!"

That's one of my posts.
#10
Quote by metaldud536
"I once took a crap in the bathroom, ( ive only taken craps twice in school bathrooms) and these two guys come in. One of them says "yo man someones taking a shit". Then i farted. One of them says "yo man thats a mean shit he's taking" "Dude that SHIT is MEAN!!!" I LOL'd!"

That's one of my posts.

Hhaha
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