So my friend just informed me that he has joined an un-named metal band. He used to go on and on about how much he hated metal heads and all, so the fact that he is in the band is textbook irony. Anyways, he said they didn't have a name so I started giving him ridiculous ones, such as Baby Necrophiliacs, or The Black Rainbow Guardians of Death, and was wondering if the pit could come up with funnier metal band names.

I'm not hating on metal, I just like a good joke. Plus, if you can't laugh about it, you're probably looking at it the wrong way.
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