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#1
Finish the sentance

eg.
You know you live in Australia when you get around by hopping into a kangaroos pouch

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#2
you know you live in australia when you go to sydney and all you can find is asians
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#3
you know you live in aussi when a dingo eats your baby

or when you say sex instead of six, not to mention fiesh and cheeeeps
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you know you live in aussi when a dingo eats your baby

or when you say sex instead of six, not to mention fiesh and cheeeeps


That's New Zealand, you retard.
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#7
Quote by bazman13
you know you live in aussi when a dingo eats your baby

or when you say sex instead of six, not to mention fiesh and cheeeeps


Thats kiwi's, mate.
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#8
All you do is talk about Australia and how great it is.


Every single one I've met in person...
#9
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You've played "Knifey Spoony" before.

Please explain....
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#10
when you think everyones white but they arent

When youve learned how to swear in at least 4 different languages/dialects
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#11
fiesh and cheeeeps


thats new zealand douchebag.

how dare you mix us up with our inferior neighbours XD
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#12
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That's New Zealand, you retard.

pwnt.

You know you live in Australia when the spiders are so big they have health bars.
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#14
You know your Australian when:

- you've made your bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal, such as watering your garden.

- you believe that the 'L' in Australia is optional

- you're secretly proud of our killer wildlife

- the more you shorten someones name, the more you like them

- the biggest family argument over the Summer concerned the rules for beach cricket

- (if you're male) when in a pub, you understand you will need to offer an excuse if you order low-alcohol beer

- when you hear that Americans 'root for their team' you wonder how often and with whom

thats all i got right now
#15
Quote by Symphonic_Chaos
Thats kiwi's, mate.


nah its you guys, im a kiwi. you just think that we do, we say fosh and chops.
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#17
when you make simpsons references instead of actual aussie stereotypes
=deportivo=


"so this guy woke up with 6 different girls on 6 days of the week?"
"yea, isn't that crazy?"
"he must be god"
"...and on the seventh day he rested"
#21
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it's off the simpsons...

I know...it was a joke regarding my username...bit of a stretch really.
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#22
Quote by Avedas
All you do is talk about Australia and how great it is.


Every single one I've met in person...


Yeh, Australians are annoying like that. Personally, I don't care much for Australians, all that 'Aussie aussie aussie' crap. Damn stupid patriotism.
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#24
Quote by deadkenedy
Yeh, Australians are annoying like that. Personally, I don't care much for Australians, all that 'Aussie aussie aussie' crap. Damn stupid patriotism.


I'm pretty sure the one's I've talked to were just pure nationalists.
#25
when you shorten peoples names (even nicknames that have already been made shorter) because you cant be bothered saying the whole name.

you walk around in wife beaters footy shorts thongs and beer in hand.

theres s***loads of asians and sudanese people in your town.
#27
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Please explain....


A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

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#28
When all words are abbreviated, especially with -o: garbo, arvo, kero, lezzo, speedo, etc.

There's a place called "whoop-whoop" located in the middle of nowhere wherever you are

No one is actually saying "Where the bloody hell are ya?"
#29
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Yeh, Australians are annoying like that. Personally, I don't care much for Australians, all that 'Aussie aussie aussie' crap. Damn stupid patriotism.


Love it or get out.
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My first time hasn't come yet.. but when I does, I'm gonna die of stage fright


#30
Quote by bazman13
you know you live in aussi when a dingo eats your baby

or when you say sex instead of six, not to mention fiesh and cheeeeps

Sigged, that's awesome.

You know you live in Australia when we have suburbs with names such as "Blackman's Bay" and "Black Charlie's Opening"...
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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#32
You know you're an Aussie when the head of your government looks like the Milky Bar kid.

You know you're an Aussie when you can see straight from the front door to the back door.

You know you're an Aussie when the only thing they show on any of the free tv channels during night is American crime shows. Three times. In a row.
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#33
You know you live in Australia when you think New Zealanders have annoying accents, & you pronounce everything perfectly.

I watched a thing on TV about the NZ accent yesterday, & there were some interviews with Australians in it. 90% was that.

Also

NZ: Fush n Chups

Aussie: Seeeeeeex Feeeeeesh & Cheeeeps Theeeeeenks. Neeeewww baaaaaeeeg theeeeeenks jeeeest puuueeet theeeeem eeeeeeenn meeeeeyy speeeedo. theeeenks *misc word* -O

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#34
I think Kevin Rudd looks like those American Preachers you see in movies you know the crazed seedy ones
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#35
when u get a day off school to wach a horse race
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#36
Quote by Avedas
All you do is talk about Australia and how great it is.


Every single one I've met in person...


You should come here and see for yourself!

You know you're in Australia when she'll be right

When you're quick as a lizard drinking

You're off like a fart in a kerosene tin

You've blown your weeks wages on the melbourne cup
#37
when your soldiers are still in iraq because john howard was too much of a nancy-boy to tell Dubyah to blow it out his arse

you think you are better than everyone. and most of the time, you are

you end every statement with a question (see adam hills. he will explain)

your whole country's worth of animals can and given the chance, will kill you

footy shorts and flannelette are all the rage

you forget someones name, and you call them mate

you dont actually throw shrimp on the barbie

you swear. a lot.
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and the video was sick.



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#38
You know you are Aussie when you wear thongs as footwear instead of underwear.

It is so funny when people get the two mixed up
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#39
or when u dont wear shoes inside...america wtf
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#40
To quote Dylan Moran: Your 0.75 miles from the sun, Everyone's always either walking around audibly crackling in the heat, or throwing themselves into the ocean. Which is full of sharks & jellyfish & other things designed to kill you.

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