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#3
i let a person who loves grunge borrow my guitar once.

and ONLY once.

[tear]

COMEDY! PROGRESSIVE! PUNK!

Quote by darkrikku


MY SETUP
ESP Ltd. F-100FM
DiMarzio PAF Pro DP151
John Pearse #2500 Strings
Crate GTX65
Behringer Ultrastack BG412H
#5
my guitar was once violated sexually....


....by me....


...or maybe it was twice?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
thankfully the worst thing for me is a bunch of time. I've dropped, hit, smacked my sg into walls, floors and amps. I need new machine heads, and i need to set it fix the truss rod a bit and stuff. other than that, feels as nice as ever. Thankfully I have other guitars around the house to keep me alive while i wait to fix the gib sg!


The Gear I Use Most:
Gibson guitars, Les Paul, ES-335, SG and more.
Dunlop Crybaby | Dunlop Volume | Boss TU-2 | Ibanez TS-9 | Maxon AD-999
Planet Waves Custom Leads
Marshall JCM900 (model: 4100 + 4101)

TooJoo The Band
#9
Strap locks failed on my Les Paul while playing a show. The headstock hit the ground before I could catch it It knocked the intonation out a little bit, and dented the headstock. I was bummed. Super bummed.
MINI enthusiast

@stevenpollock

My band: avenueofembers.com
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thank you stevenpollock..
the only Pit-head thats not a douche bag...right now anyway
=)
#10
Quote by darkrikku
+5 for lolz

-20 to u for being retarted

a little lost.....
#11
Quote by eddiethehead888

nono. i deserved the grammar mistake.

i failz. miserably.

COMEDY! PROGRESSIVE! PUNK!

Quote by darkrikku


MY SETUP
ESP Ltd. F-100FM
DiMarzio PAF Pro DP151
John Pearse #2500 Strings
Crate GTX65
Behringer Ultrastack BG412H
#12
kool, ,my brother had a fender acoustic(it was mini) and threatened to break mine, then threw it against the wall, so i took his, slammed it on his head, it knocked him down, then broke his guitar over my knee, its neck is at my friends house
#13
Worst thing that happened to my first guitar....I hit my mom with it so she thew it out the window. Worst thing that happened to my second guitar.....I came on it. Lets just leave it at that.
Never argue with an idiot. It'll be hard for people watching to tell the difference.
#15
once upon a time when our band was out on the road we were so drunk we all just asumed that someone else would shut the door on the trailor... and well you guessed it no one did. So were headed down the highway goin about 65mph and out my case went... yup that baby was gone. saw her smash into kindeling through the rearview mirror.
Im gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans !!!!
#16
Quote by darkrikku
kool, ,my brother had a fender acoustic(it was mini) and threatened to break mine, then threw it against the wall, so i took his, slammed it on his head, it knocked him down, then broke his guitar over my knee, its neck is at my friends house

damn batista! did you wear underwears with that smackdown?

and you're welcome. [gay wink]

COMEDY! PROGRESSIVE! PUNK!

Quote by darkrikku


MY SETUP
ESP Ltd. F-100FM
DiMarzio PAF Pro DP151
John Pearse #2500 Strings
Crate GTX65
Behringer Ultrastack BG412H
#18
It was leaning against my bed (which happens to be 5 feet off the ground) and my dad walked into it because he's blind as a bat. It fell slo-mo and crashed into the ground making the stereotypical "twang" noise of a breaking guitar. It's fine but my God was that scary
#19
my drunken lil sis smashed it like she was on stage she also smashed some cologne i just got 4 x-mas & a video camera
Take 'em on Take 'em out Take a stand Take a bow
#20
The first day I got it I broke a string... and yeah I thought it was unable to be repaired and was absolutely shattered for days and I didn't tell my Mum because she bought it for me and I thought she would kill me. Then I read some thing on changing strings on the front page of UG...
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#21
Quote by newbie08
The first day I got it I broke a string... and yeah I thought it was unable to be repaired and was absolutely shattered for days and I didn't tell my Mum because she bought it for me and I thought she would kill me. Then I read some thing on changing strings on the front page of UG...



that's awesome
#22
Quote by newbie08
The first day I got it I broke a string... and yeah I thought it was unable to be repaired and was absolutely shattered for days and I didn't tell my Mum because she bought it for me and I thought she would kill me. Then I read some thing on changing strings on the front page of UG...


-2 for failz
#24
Quote by eddiethehead888
you gotta set up a system man! I can't keep track with all the numbers!!!

agreed. much like the lions this year, i have 0 lulz.

i know that much.

COMEDY! PROGRESSIVE! PUNK!

Quote by darkrikku


MY SETUP
ESP Ltd. F-100FM
DiMarzio PAF Pro DP151
John Pearse #2500 Strings
Crate GTX65
Behringer Ultrastack BG412H
#25
Quote by eddiethehead888
you gotta set up a system man! I can't keep track with all the numbers!!!



basic system of winz and losses


pluses:
1 if it just settles an arguement/ makes ur opinion understood with a good point

2-5 depending on how u make the person/make them destroyed to tears

6-20if you completely win


minuses:
1 for losing the arguement or saying something retarted, or spamming

2 if you make the other person(s) arguement against you win/contradict yourself slightly

5 if you contradict yourself

6-20 if you make a complete idiot out of urself infront of them and everyone lolz at you for failing


that should help


Edit: there we go
Last edited by darkrikku at Nov 4, 2008,
#26
I was walking down the road with my acoustic. Stupid strap failed me... I trusted her... I really did... I... I'm sorry... I just......
*runs out crying*
#27
worst thing to happen to my guitar? me picking it up and learning hahahah
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#29
Quote by DarthKarth
nono. i deserved the grammar mistake.

i failz. miserably.

You also fail because it was a spelling mistake

Nothing bad has really happened to my gear
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#30
One time this dude played "Time of Your Life" by Green Day on iy.
#32
Quote by darkrikku
wow. official statement: burn ur guitar

Why?
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#34
I went to the pub and forgot to lock my bedroom door behind me.

When I came back my sister had taken it out of my room and let her stupid little emo boyfriend play on it. I went to get it back and he said "oh hai, I hope you don't mind I wanted to tune in D but you have these weird lock things on your headstock so I just twisted all of these knobs around"

And it was... y'know, the ones on a floyd rose you REALLY DON'T FUCK WITH.

I was so angry. It took me hours to fix what he'd done, the floydrose was completely sunk somehow, and it's a miracle he managed not to loosen all the string slots and warp the neck out =/ (it probably would have been quicker to fix had I been totally sober, but whatever)
#35
i bought it... ...
lol seriously tho, i rammed it against the wall by accident
Half Man, Half Bearpig! I am Super Sereal!

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Every time the Jonas Brothers play, an innocent in Darfur is killed.


lol diversity in UGers:

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I am not 12, but my sack is still hairless.



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my balls are hairy as chewbacca's...
#36
Quote by darkrikku
beacuse my friend played time of your life on his and broke every string, it was epic and it was youtube worthy

after that i learned to not **** with greenday, guitars hate it


Holy crap, is this true?
#37
i once dropped my guitar just as i was about to walk on stage, then subsequently dropped a pint of guinness all over it. it was cool tho, picked it up and it sounded awesome, cos i like guinness me
#39
This thread scares me cause I just got a shiny new PRS and I don't want stuff like that to happen to it

Anyway, worst thing that happened to my guitar was with my first ever guitar when my brother dropped it and there was a big chip on the body. So he just covered it up with a sticker.
"When I grow up, I wanna be a vampire bat"

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