#1
Yesterday I was sitting in class doodling when I drew a pot leaf...

I even drew a circle with a slash through it and wrote killer as kind of a joke...

It was no big deal, I threw it away at the end of class...

Today I'm sitting in science when I get called to the counselors office...

When I go in I take a seat then she pulls out the drawing and is questioning me about it for almost five minutes... Questions like: What is this about? Why did you draw this? Is this on your mind a lot...

I drew a turtle with a top hat and glasses and the name Joseph with an arrow pointed towards it. She even asked me about that and who Joseph was...It didn't mean anything

Do you guys think this is lame?

I'm not mad, I just think it was a waste of time and there goes my confidence and trust in the counselor about anything I ever tell them...
#2
Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.
#3
Your counselor is wrong. I think Joseph would want you to kill him...
#4
To tell you the truth, I actually find that pretty funny, albeit very lame. You should've just played the sarcasm card, and told them Joseph was your pot smoking dad who keeps to himself, and that this picture was merely expressing your feelings. And then when they go, "Really?" You shout, "No, you jackass!" The end.
#5
I'm guessing it was a slow day in the office.
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#6
It's your counselor's job to overreact to such instances.

The thing about these type of things is that you can't really find any defense for them.
#7
I would ask for another appointment and then light up a phat doob right in the middle of her trying to psycho-analyse you.


And then cum blood all over her office.


Trust me, she'd like that.
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Seriously, do they have nothing better to do?


No actually... They really don't.
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Yesterday I was sitting in class doodling when I drew a pot leaf...

I even drew a circle with a slash through it and wrote killer as kind of a joke...

It was no big deal, I threw it away at the end of class...

Today I'm sitting in science when I get called to the counselors office...

When I go in I take a seat then she pulls out the drawing and is questioning me about it for almost five minutes... Questions like: What is this about? Why did you draw this? Is this on your mind a lot...

I drew a turtle with a top hat and glasses and the name Joseph with an arrow pointed towards it. She even asked me about that and who Joseph was...It didn't mean anything

Do you guys think this is lame?

I'm not mad, I just think it was a waste of time and there goes my confidence and trust in the counselor about anything I ever tell them...


I'd say your subconsciously in love with Slash.
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#11
High school counsellors: making the more interesting students' lives difficult and irritating for no real reason since 1975.
#12
I would've rolled with it, started acting like everything was normal but in a psychotic serial rapist kinda way, and then stopped when the counselor was crying
but seriously, school counselors think they're top shit, they have the whole "i can read minds, envy me" attitude, that's why we need to break them, break them down and make sure they can never get up again...
#14
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Eww...

What?

no...

what?


G'n'R fanboys...they see Slash everywhere.

I'd say it would make a great John Hugues-style movie, or a Kevin Smith one

...I see Kevin Smith everywhere...
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I would've rolled with it, started acting like everything was normal but in a psychotic serial rapist kinda way, and then stopped when the counselor was crying
but seriously, school counselors think they're top shit, they have the whole "i can read minds, envy me" attitude, that's why we need to break them, break them down and make sure they can never get up again...



Hahaha...

Exactly what I thought...

They think they know every one of us because most kids that go there go for cutting themselves or some other stupid tiny crap...

So it makes them think they know all of us...

LETS START BREAKIN EM BOYS!

we need a counselor breaking down group.. more importantly you should...
#16
You should have just stood up, gave her a look as if she was retarded, and walk out. I would have.
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#19
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This.

A few years ago, my senior year, to be exact, they built and opened the new multi-million dollar high school campus. The building is massive, the cafeteria felt like a stadium, there was an auto shop, a huge gym, and all the extravagant computers and cameras money could buy. My media class had no less than 12 PowerMacs, and that's a good $10,000 right there (in fact, they taught us GIMP because they couldn't afford Photoshop); a room full of audio equipment and a gigantic mixing board in the auditorium, 12 mixers for the media class that we never actually used, and security cameras up the wazoo. They bought all that stuff, but didn't waste money on any frivolous things like...books. We still used the ones we had with no covers and missing pages, and history books that referred to the Civil Rights movement as "trouble ahead."

Anyway, one day in my Gothic and Horror class (which, ostensibly, sounds like the coolest class ever...and it wasn't), I mentioned this fact; how dumb I thought it was to spend our money on all this crap we didn't need, and also, how, almost daily, I'd witness people buying dope in front of the security cameras that, apparently, nobody actually monitored.

About a week later, my mom gets a letter from that teacher, in which she wrote about how I repeatedly referenced "marijuana and pornography" in class.

At this point in my life, I had never smoked pot and still hated people who did, and, to this day, I don't even know what I said regarding pornography. I basically told her to fuck off and got kicked out of class, and when I told my principal all of this, she laughed and let me leave.
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#21
dude, that sucks, pretty funny though for us.

Hopefully they'll see how ridiculous it is and let you off. You haven't actually done anything wrong though, so just tell them that you like drawing...just laugh at them and tell them to get a life
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#22
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G'n'R fanboys...they see Slash everywhere.

I'd say it would make a great John Hugues-style movie, or a Kevin Smith one

...I see Kevin Smith everywhere...


I take offence to this. I'm no GnR fanboy, and...Oh my GOD! It's Slash!

p.s. Sorry. That was a terrible joke. Never mind. And TS, councillors are only there to lower the unemployment register. There is no real need for them. Just humour her, and tell her that you've been experimenting with drugs for a while, giving the excuse that the pressures of school have been getting to you. You might even get to do now work for a few weeks.
#23
You make too many threads.

But HAHA that is hilarious.. you should have made up some shit about how Joseph was the representation of how you life changed for the worst after a traumatic incident involving a turtle.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#24
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You make too many threads.

But HAHA that is hilarious.. you should have made up some shit about how Joseph was the representation of how you life changed for the worst after a traumatic incident involving a turtle.


I wouldn't have been lying if I did...
#26

I am very sorry for this.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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G'n'R fanboys...they see Slash everywhere.


I take offence to this. I'm no GnR fanboy, and...Oh my GOD! It's Slash!


For some obscure reason this made me rolf. ...I think I'm going to look forward sigging that...maybe.

DirtyEdit: Fuck off I'm gonna sig it.
funkyducky


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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#30
^Double Post you doublepostah!

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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#32
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AGHAGHGH....

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*Hands cookie* You earned it. (I didn't expect you to know that sort of shit /sarcasm)

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(I didn't expect you to know that sort of shit /sarcasm) /unexpected Reference to C&C
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#35
Pics or it didn't happen.
By that I mean I wanna see the picture. Or did those ****ers keep it? oh shit, you threw it away. Damn. Draw another one.
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Yeah I've been told that. I foretell the future in my doodling. I kept drawing me raping my Spanish teacher. Stupid teacher got scared and told on me. I raped her for that.


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#37
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I'm guessing it was a slow day in the office.

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#38
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For some obscure reason this made me rolf. ...I think I'm going to look forward sigging that...maybe.

DirtyEdit: Fuck off I'm gonna sig it.

Sweet! Bout time too
#39
It's a little ****ed up, but whatever.

In Grade 7, I was drawing all these cute little farm animals, just doodlin' away. I drew a happy horse behind a pig, and the pig had a shocked expression on its face.

Next thing I know, my teacher grabs it, takes me into the hall, and tells me sexual drawings of that nature aren't acceptable. I look at it again, and realize the pig looks like he's getting boned by the horse. Didn't even click off in my head. ****, I was pissed.