#1
So I saw this picture of a spider in another topic, so I decided too look up the deadliest spider.

It's The Brazilian wandering spider, and it is an aggressive spider. So I read the entire Wiki article and found it interesting. Untill i read the very last line of it.

I thought it was a joke or something I dunno. The line is as followed:

Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.


I mean it's a spider that can kill u and if it doesn't, it can potentially turn you on.

What a combination lol.

I was wondering anyone ever had A long time "Priapism"?

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#2
Good research, you get a gold star.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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So I saw this picture of a spider in another topic, so I decided too look up the deadliest spider.

It's The Brazilian wandering spider, and it is an aggressive spider. So I read the entire Wiki article and found it interesting. Untill i read the very last line of it.

I thought it was a joke or something I dunno. The line is as followed:

Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments.


I mean it's a spider that can kill u and if it doesn't, it can potentially turn you on.

What a combination lol.

I was wondering anyone ever had A long time "Priapism"?



yes I have. the common field mouse has the same effect. Only they don't bite you, just stare at you menacingly. Instant hard on
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#5
That spider is in great demand. I hear Kensai has one. *no offense to Kensai, it was just right there, had to say it.
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#7
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Uncomfortable erections eh?


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i'll join you but to find a spider to breed with the one in question that will make those erections comfortable.
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#8
Oh great. Now I'm terrified of those too, and if they wander, there's a chance one might make that journey across to the UK.

*checks page*

HOLY HELL THERE WAS ONE IN YORKSHIRE!

*flees*
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#10
In MGS3 doesn't The Fear coat his arrows in the poison of the Brazilian Wandering Spider? Perhaps he wanted to be known as 'Snake Eater' too.
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#11
That does give me raging hard clue.
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Oh great. Now I'm terrified of those too, and if they wander, there's a chance one might make that journey across to the UK.

*checks page*

HOLY HELL THERE WAS ONE IN YORKSHIRE!

*flees*


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To Yorkshire? You sick pervert...
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#16
I don't think you guys understand what a priapism is. Priapism is a condition in which the penis stays erect for too long and the blood begins to stagnate. If it stagnates for too long it begins to clot, in which case the condition becomes dangerous because the clots can re-enter the bloodstream. If left alone for too long, priapism can result in the surgical removal of the penis. If I were you I'd run from the spider like my dick depended on it.
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In MGS3 doesn't The Fear coat his arrows in the poison of the Brazilian Wandering Spider? Perhaps he wanted to be known as 'Snake Eater' too.




brilliant
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Oh great. Now I'm terrified of those too, and if they wander, there's a chance one might make that journey across to the UK.

*checks page*

HOLY HELL THERE WAS ONE IN YORKSHIRE!

*flees*


HOLY CRAP, I LIVE IN YORKSHIRE!

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Oops, didnt realise

I get impatient when my computer's slow

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#21
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I don't think you guys understand what a priapism is. Priapism is a condition in which the penis stays erect for too long and the blood begins to stagnate. If it stagnates for too long it begins to clot, in which case the condition becomes dangerous because the clots can re-enter the bloodstream. If left alone for too long, priapism can result in the surgical removal of the penis. If I were you I'd run from the spider like my dick depended on it.

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In MGS3 doesn't The Fear coat his arrows in the poison of the Brazilian Wandering Spider? Perhaps he wanted to be known as 'Snake Eater' too.


Well played.
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#23
A guy at my former school was skipping class for a week - He came back with a letter of excuse saying he had an erection the whole week. Other than that I don't have any experience with that phenomenon.