#2
How now....

Brown Cow...

?
93% of teenagers listen to rap music,if you are part of the 7% who listen to good music, put this in your siggy
#3
Inferno - Dante
Its just amazing for what the guy went through while he wrote it
#4
never eat....

shredded wheat...
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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#5
Poems are great
Reading them is a joy
I read them whilst I masturbate
During the Simpsons at eight
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#6
I love The Sleeper by Edgar Allan Poe, and there are two of Whitman's poems I can't recall right now that I also love.
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#9
baldy baldy over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
i don't know cause i'm not bald

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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#10
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baldy baldy over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
i don't know cause i'm not bald





I like eggs
I like spaghetti
But I don't like your mom
She looks like a yeti
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#11
Wilfred Owen - Dulce Et Decorum Est
its so graphic, and just brilliant
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#13
Cooleridge's "Kubla Khan" & "The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner"
Thomas Hardy's "Neutral Tones" is ****ing awesome. Send that as a love letter...
Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"
Wordsworth has a few I don't remember the titles and also Percy Shelley had some really revolutionary badass poems, I think one is called "The Ballad for England" or something like that. It was a great poem. I like a lot of Allen Ginsberg too.
#15
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up,
But the ocean's not whiskey and i'm not a duck,
so come to my room and I'll give you a f***
It's Ok, I'm a Doctor
T-T
(In Obviousness)



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I just watched a turtle rape a shoe, and must admit I slightly enjoyed it.

I feel dirty
#16
The Raven - Edgar Allen Poe
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you know what you could do? wear an eyepatch when you go out and say you're a pirate.
#17
Quote by floppypick


I like eggs
I like spaghetti
But I don't like your mom
She looks like a yeti


my mum's not a yeti


she's more a moose
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#18
Quote by Silent_Jester13
Heres a poem I wrote.

Far couch far.
Far couch far.
Far couch is far.
Far is my far couch.


Also


Haiku's are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
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#19
4 words good ppl

GREEN EGGS AND HAM
fight the power... with peace

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Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

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Pox!
#20
Quote by guitarking15
my mum's not a yeti


she's more a moose


Today I hang
From a rope noose
cuz last night I did your mom
but found out she was a moose...

?
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#21
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Also


Haiku's are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator



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Haikus are awesome
but sometimes they don't make sense
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#22
Quote by floppypick
Today I hang
From a rope noose
cuz last night I did your mom
but found out she was a moose...

?


i'm letting go..
i'm hanging loose..
i'm preparing to do..
your mum; the moose..
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#23
Sonnet 130

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.


Gotta love Shakespeare
UG'S SEXIEST TRANNY 2010

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#25
Quote by guitarking15
i'm letting go..
i'm hanging loose..
i'm preparing to do..
your mum; the moose..


haha, much better.

I fell on my face
when your mom sprayed me with mace
but tomorrow I come to your moms door
Gonna make her scream like a little *****...

....

wat
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#26
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haha, much better.

I fell on my face
when your mom sprayed me with mace
but tomorrow I come to your moms door
Gonna make her scream like a little *****...

....

wat





it's the mace bit that got me
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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#27
roses are red
violets are blue
your mum's a wh*re
when she sprayed me with mace when i came to the door


epic fail
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Why listen to it? That song is for emos, homos, and girls.

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And Def Leppard aren't cool. Hell, rabies and Robert Mugabe are cooler.



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#28
Well, I might be a bit biased because there's a great song to it, but I'm into 18th, 19th century poets as well as graveyard poets anyway.

Here goes, A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal by William Woodsworth.

A slumber did my spirit seal;
I had no human fears:
She seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.

No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees;
Rolled round in earth's diurnal course
With rocks, and stones, and trees.
#29
Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning
La Belle Dame Sans Merci by John Keats
Jabberwocky - Lewis Carroll

Nothing fancy I'd say.
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#30
Quote by guitarking15
roses are red
violets are blue
your mum's a wh*re
when she sprayed me with mace when i came to the door


epic fail


lolwut?

Your poem was an attempt
I can say that much
but maybe next time
Look don't touch

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#31
I find poetry boring unfortunately.. thats what 2 years of GCSE AQA poems from other cultures does to you..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..