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#1
Take the sentence:

'Your **** is touching me right now'

But fill in the blank with a song, or band

Also, you can modify the sentence a tiny bit, like taking away the 'is' or whatever

And rate the funniness and orginality of the person above you!

Ill start

Your little sister is touching me right now


Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
Last edited by Snuffles at Nov 4, 2008,
#3
Your never gonna give you up is touching me right now! ....
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#6
your twisted sister is touching me right now
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#7
Your Diluted Monkey Heads are touching me right now, and I want them off.
"We were one among the fence"
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You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#8
your *****************************S ***DF****S*FS* is touching me right now.
98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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Joe Biden's wife is a total cougar.


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metaldud damn it I said ignore the penis!

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#9
your thread-gayness is irking me


I just used Irk in a sentence!!!!

*+10 Points*
#10
your "big balls" are touching me right now
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I Don't Really Know But Capitalising The First Letter In Every Word Is Really Annoying.


As For Me I Like To Play My Own Songs, As I Am Not Into Show Boating.
#11
Your "gilded cu**" is touching me right now. *makes face*
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#13
wha???
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I like staring at girls' boobs and seeing how long it takes them to say something and what their reaction is. It's win-win-win


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I once saw two snails fuck. It was pretty damn cool.
#14
Your "smoke on the water" is touching me right now.

Your "Mercy" is touching me right now.

read the sig bra'!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#16
Your Dying Fetus is touching me right now
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#18
This is a really bad game.

...is touching me right now.
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#19
your dying fetus is touching me right now.

edit: damn, someone beat me to it
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#20
Your "KoRn" is touching me right now.

Your "Twisted Transistor" is touching me right now.

Your " Tool" is touching me right now.

Your "Hooker with a Penis" is touching me right now.
#22
Quote by stevo_92
your dying fetus is touching me right now.

edit: damn, someone beat me to it


Your tools and corpses are touching me right now
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#23
Maybe you should have used an underscore for the blank, cuz that title looks a lot different than your intention.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#26
your voodoo child is touching me right now

fail...?
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Gibson Thunderbird

Fender Hot Rod Devile 4x12

Zvex Fuzz Factory
EHX Big Muff
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Joyo Tremolo
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#27
i was waiting for it but never saw it......

Your Led Zeppelin is touching me right now.

Your Starship is touching me right now.

Your Queen is touching me right now.

Your Righteous Brothers are touching me right now.
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If he had a large moustache... Sadamme Hussein? Maybe I'm hallucinating...
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"You think your better than guitar at us?!
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My friend's uncle lives inbetween Jimi Hendrix and Keith Moon and they jam on a daily basis.
#28
Quote by LordBishek
I like pink floyd

'Your Mother is touching me right now'




Your several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave grooving with a pict are touching me right now.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#30
Your great king rat is touching me right now.

Your fairy king is touching me right now.

Your father to son is touching me right now.

Your flesh and the power it holds is touching me right now.


I like this game.

EDIT: Let's go crazy.

Your spirit crusher is touching me right now.

Your misunderstood is touching me right now.

Your tunnel effect is touching me right now.

Your dirt is touching me right now.

Your angry chair is touching me right now.

Your rooster is touching me right now. (Heh, I like this one)

Your black orchid is touching me right now.

Your nocturnal emission is touching me right now.

Your stonewall is touching me right now.

Your discharge is touching me right now.

Your abbey of synn is touching me right now.

Your all is full of love is touching me right now.

Your scales on crow is touching me right now.

Your iron whale is touching me right now.

Your secret face is touching me right now.

Your suicide machine is touching me right now.

Your endless sacrifice is touching me right now.

Your innocence faded is touching me right now.

Your space-dye vest is touching me right now.

Your fatal tragedy is touching me right now.

Your tale of revenge is touching me right now.

Your lai lai hei is touching me right now.

Your blank infinity is touching me right now.

Your killer from the deep is touching me right now.

Your future world is touching me right now.

Your twilight of the Gods is touching me right now.

Your rise and fall is touching me right now.

Your keeper of the seven keys is touching me right now.

Your diary is touching me right now.

Your rime of the ancient mariner is touching me right now.

Your children of the damned is touching me right now.

Your leather rebel is touching me right now.

Your wolves is touching me right now.

Your gears of war is touching me right now.

Your Washington is next is touching me right now.

Your devils island is touching me right now.

Your bad omen is touching me right now.

Your rattlehead is touching me right now.

Your creeping death is touching me right now.

Your battery is touching me right now.

Your leper messiah is touching me right now.

Your harvester of sorrow is touching me right now.

Your final product is touching me right now.

Your is touching me right now.

I'd better stop now...
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
Last edited by Metal_Rich at Nov 4, 2008,
#31
your Karn Evil 9: 1st Impression - Part 1 is touching me right now


Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#38
Your sex pistol is touching me right now.

Your Mother Love Bone is touching me right now.


...fail, possibly?
love is love // return to dust
Last edited by tancanada at Nov 4, 2008,
#39
Your heatseaker is touching me.
Your Ballbreaker is touching me.
Your razor is touching me.
She Is touching me.
Your groundhog is touching me.
Your penis is touching me.
Fat Bottomed girls are touching me.
Digital bitch is touching me.
Your Ace of Spades is touching me.
Your Wild thing is touching me.
#40
Your Detachable Penis is touching me right now
UG Republican

Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.


Quote by xyz66
YES!!!

And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
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