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#3
Carney

A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.
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#4
Ross 144 up, 49 down love ithate it

A Ross is a kind, sweet and funny person who is awesome to the max. Ross's can have multiple 'sides' to them. This can include the sweet side, rough side, and open side.

Now when a Ross is on his sweet side he will be gentlemen-like and offer to pay for things and hold bags(of shopping for example). He will also make you laugh and smile.

When on his rough side, he will join in on fights with friends and strangers(act all hard etc). He will then, as a result, receive many cuts and scars to the body, such as that which is created from a smiley.

His open side can also be funny. This is when he talks about experiences relating to lesbians, porn, wanking and anything similar.

If you have ever come across and Ross as Ross as i have, you will know how wonderful they truly are.
First Guy: That dude is awesome to the max!
Second Guy: He's called Ross
First Guy: He's so cool.

First Girl: Wow i wish i had a boyfriend as Ross as yours
Second Girl: Thanks, he is pretty awesome...
First Girl: ...and sweet, kind and so ****ing cool.

AHAHAHA
#6
I like my one: James, its a type of sandwich

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"

It also says something about being well hung, but that doesn't apply to me...
#7
. frand 9 up, 8 down love ithate it

Extreme friend. Best of the best.
Joel is my best frand.

odd enough i have a brother named joel....last name frand...
#9
1. Bryn
Someone that enjoys slobering a large mans ****. Usually being fertilized in the butt-hole. Really similar to the word Hamdy. Which means jizz swoller.

Karsa: "Damn dawg, her name must be bryn, because she slobbed on my knob all night."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bryn

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#10
adrian 221 up, 84 down
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)

very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms
overall hot guy.

girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at adrian-
girl 1: -drools-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=adrian
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#11
Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language.

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT.
#12
Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

For real.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=matt
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#13
2. taylor 488 up, 315 down love ithate it

someone that is good in the sack


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#15
-Anthony
Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker.

Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God.

Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets!

Bird: Holy Hell, That was just one Anthony experience!

Dude: Oh i do my best


-melton
A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.


So true...
#16
Mine rapes all of yours... quite literally...

Nathan- A large penis that can't fit into a woman's vagina
2- A boner-like penis that is difficult to hide in a horny situation.

Last edited by cho0onger at Jun 6, 2009,
#17
1. Delgado

Toronto slang for the extra-large, extra-expensive $13 beer at Blue Jays home games.

Named for the extra-large former Jays slugger, Carlos Delgado, and a distant cousin of the 'Boggs' (Boston slang for a large Miller Lite)
I must have had at least 4 Delgados before flipping the bird on the Jumbotron.
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#18
Powell
The super heavyweight and unlimited class of fat chicks. Women that need to get transported in the back of pick-up trucks. These women are extremely large and morbidly obese. Much larger then the smaller species of Walters.
"Damn, that chick is so huge she has her own gravitational pull! She is definitly a Powell"
#19
cai 47 up, 40 down love ithate it

a sexy son of a bitch
enormous penis
sex god
testicles hold gallons of spunk
always shagging
that dudes a right CAI!!!

hell yeah
notice the: enormous penis part

A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?

^thats what came up for my last name


what a coincidence
Last edited by Volcom29 at Nov 4, 2008,
#20
nancy 119 up, 75 down

nancy is a beautiful, amazing, awesome kid.
she's bootylicious and funky fresh.
she's a perfect ten and the most amazing person you will EVER meet. everyone who meets her loves her very very much.
nancy is pretty much the sex.
did you see that girl, she was a total nancy!

(boy sees hot girl)
boy: WOAH WHAT A NANCY!

Yes.

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#21
Nick- the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

suits me
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#22
1. fischer 9 up, 17 down love ithate it

A fischer is when your doing a girl and the ass and at the same time you take your finger and fish for any tuna she's got in her snatch. If you find any, it is only a real fischer if you eat your catch

Zach-Go get some from her mike

mike-I'll try as best I can
Jerry- You won't get shit from her
Steve-Might as well try
Paul-**** her in the ass
Mike- Ill give her a fischer


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#23
That is quite possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard lmao
People are always trying to fascinate themselves with their own intellect.
#24
Small (i no its weird shut up)

"what 50 cents dick size is
50 dick hella small"



EDIT: first name: Jesse

"a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!"

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Last edited by incarnation at Nov 4, 2008,
#25
1. Stephen 987 up, 288 down love ithate it

Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.
Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

Stephen is an awesome name.
stephen steven steve stevie names
by toee May 2, 2006 share this 1 comment
2. stephen 258 up, 115 down love ithate it

a guy who needs to learn when they are liked by a girl and should ask them out
In Laguna Beach Stephen for example duhh hello LAUREN! date her
stephen guy stephan steven steve
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3. Stephen 91 up, 16 down love ithate it

"From the Greek name Óôåöáíïò (Stephanos) meaning "crown". Saint Stephen was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death, as told in Acts in the New Testament. Another Saint Stephen is the patron saint of Hungary, the first Christian king of that country (10th century). This was also the name of kings of England, Serbia, and Poland, as well as ten popes. More recently it is borne by the British physicist Stephen Hawking and the American author Stephen King. "

Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies.

If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy.
Resa: Hi STEF-en.
Stephen: Damn you.
I'm Steve
#26
Quinn (My Surname) 2 up, 2 down love ithate it

to piss in a car gas tank

"dude joe quinned in this car last night!"

I love this thread...
#27
John 783 up, 488 down love ithate it

A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
"Have you seen Waynes john?
#28
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ben

Love this ones:

1. Ben
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."

2. Ben
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley

ben is the best i have ever had


3. Ben
A male subject who often takes form as a grizzly bear. aka...Griz
Ben ate all the salmon in that pond!

4. Ben
One who has insanely large ****. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.

5. Ben
Ben is the undiscovered hottie. All the girls love him, and all the guys wanna be him. also used for the common word beast and/or sexy
1 Dude, shaquille o'neil is such a ****ing ben
2 Did you see what that chick wuz wearing, it was totally ben
#29
kevin:

1)basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.

2)A Portuguese slang for penis

"Woah thats a big kevin"

3)v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.

4)a male that performs great intercourse on a female

the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

5)someone who has probably porked your mom

Dude,that kevin is all over your mom


man, i haven't laughed so hard in a while. great thread. haha
#31
for my first name

MICHAEL is the #4 most common male name.
2.629% of men in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 3220525 US men are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #799 most common female name.
0.012% of females in the US are named MICHAEL.
Around 15300 US females are named MICHAEL!

MICHAEL is the #877 most common last name.
0.014% of last names in the US are MICHAEL.
Around 35000 US last names are MICHAEL!
No, I don't want MICHAEL.

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Rodriguez touched the little girl inappropiately.
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#32
1. parker 121 up, 84 down love it hate it

n.

An intensely vigorous method of anal penetration, involving thrusts of metronome-like precision, which tends to violently rupture inflamed hemorrhoidal glands.

v. tr.

To engage in such an act.
"You're going to have to choose between ****ing Mike and being able to shit regularly for the next few weeks, because that dude parkers like a madman."


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#33
Wasn't there already a thread on this????

Anyways:

Adriel:

1. a sexy male who gives big hugs ,who loves to get freaky all night long and has a very large penis

2. A male name from the bible, meaning, of the flock of God, or similar to Azrael, the Angel of death.

Could my penis be the cause of death?
私の名前はアジリョです

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#34
chris

a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games
Dude, Chris is such a homo.
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#35
Matt-ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
perfect description
#36
I'm not making this up.

1. vincent 293 up, 90 down

person who has an EXTREMELY LARGE GIGANTIC PENIS
and can have sex with multiple girls at the same time.


Awwww yeaaaahhh.
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#37
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adrian 221 up, 84 down
God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)

very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms
overall hot guy.

girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at adrian-
girl 1: -drools-

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=adrian
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OMG you stole my name
#38
1. Aaron
In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.

That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.

2. Aaron
Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awsome in everything

Aaron is so smart always cool.

3. Aaron
the bestest friend in the whole ****ing universe. he is not a homosexual, you dolt cheeeeaaaa

AARON Is super cool and sexyness

I like these definitions
#39
William 309 up, 98 down
The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
My William makes me so happy!
funny handsome sweet witty silly
by elizabear Jan 2, 2008 share this 1 comment
2. William 406 up, 152 down
A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William...
william gentleman will charming prince
by Kelly Jamison Apr 14, 2007 share this add comment
3. william 372 up, 193 down
someone who has selective hearing, and has a habit of ignoring people.
why are you such a william today, you keep ignoring me.
halo ditch ignore selective hearing tuba
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It's true though....
#40
Devin
A person of such class and wisdom that it is unpresidented. A man so veril and powerful to all who dare to cross his path that they have no choice but to fall to their knees and worship the ground he walks on.

"Please have mercy on us oh great Devin of such unknowable forgiveness"
~~

I amaze myself more and more each day.