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#1
You go to a party and your girlfriend get absoloutely shitfaced and you have to look after her ?

****ing annoying

Discuss...
#4
I try and get as drunk as my GF does....everytime she has a drink, I have a stronger one...means we both have fun.
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#7
leaves you free to have sex with other people's girlfriends they can't look after
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#8
yeah it sucks
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#9
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Stop going to scat parties then


HA!

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#10
Oooh yeah, holding their hair as they puke... Trying to be the man and not throw your own guts up as the acidic smell of vodka and old pizza hit your nose.

Good times
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#11
yesterday me n my gf at party

sitting there casual talking

she then just turn around n throw up behind us

looked at me

then started drinking again
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#13
Well, as long as they're not throwing up, it's a great time to ask for a blowjob. If they are throwing up, well, not so good.
#14
yeah it sucks, a lot.

but it really only sucks if yer sober or not really that drunk.

but

if i'm smashed too.....

we'll probably end up having really gross sex......

which at the time usually seems like a great idea, then later thinking..... what the f@#$#?????

and, I'm pretty sure my gf has taken care of my shit faced ass WAY more times than I have of her hahaha

and then usually i'll go on this hour long thing about how I love her and all this shit and she ends up suckin my dick or givin me a hand job so I'll cum and shut the **** up and go to bed already

hahaahah funny but true.
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#15
Quote by JackalUK
Stop going to scat parties then


EDIT: You know what's funnier than that?

I don't have a girlfriend.

haha


/wrists
Last edited by LordBishek at Nov 5, 2008,
#16
Single...don't have that problem...means I can get hammered as **** on the weekend
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#18
my girlfriend did that once

if she ever does it again, i will not even hesitate to break up with her.

there's better people out there than people like that.
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#19
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EDIT: You know what's funnier than that?

I don't have a girlfriend.

haha


/wrists






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#22
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You go to a party and your girlfriend get absoloutely shitfaced and you have to look after her ?

****ing annoying

Discuss...


happend to me on friday yeah it pissed me off
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#23
yeah, i would not like that one bit, to be honest. People do things they don't know or control obviously. Thank god my girlfriend isn't like that.
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#24
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#25
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EDIT: You know what's funnier than that?

I don't have a girlfriend.

haha


/wrists

Hey me too man!






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#26
Nah, it's funny as shit when she gets drunk.
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#27
NO. Cos I never get to the point where I need looking after.

That and my boyfriend usually drinks more than me.
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#28
she sounds very lady like

seriously though why would you waste your time dating a girl like that. or just tell her not overdue it so much
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#29
Quote by SynySter SlaSh
You go to a party and your girlfriend get absoloutely shitfaced and you have to look after her ?

****ing annoying

Discuss...


Solve it with rape, then she'll never drink again.
#30
Nah, neither of us drink enough to even be considered drunk, buzzed maybe, but not smashed. If anything, she'll have trouble standing at the end of the night.
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Solve it with rape, then she'll never drink again.
+1, I've threatened with it too! She was like, man, I wanna pass out tonite!!! I'm just so bored... Then I was like, well... don't be surprised if you're sick for 9 months
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#31
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she sounds very lady like

seriously though why would you waste your time dating a girl like that. or just tell her not overdue it so much



Because shes truly amazing and i love her to bits
#33
Why date someone who gets so pissed? It's bad enough looking after drunk mates that wind up puking in your hat (yes, it's happened) than someone you have to kiss later- jeez, stop giving her alcohol!
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#34
Because shes truly amazing and i love her to bits

arent you just the nicest boyfriend ever 8-)

p.s

im the green one. 45
#37
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I tend to avoid incidents like those by not having a girlfriend. It's a strategic move more than anything else, I could totally get one if I tried.


+1 if you arent being sarcastic. more trouble then they're worth sometimes.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#38
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#40
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Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I'm actually pretty lonely.


awww *hug*
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