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i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.
#4
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.

You need her for security? Who the hell's your girlfriend? Hulk Hogan?
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#5
My secret is that I don't give a crap that TS wants to boast he's getting sex. Although that's hardly a secret.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#6
You need her for security? Who the hell's your girlfriend? Hulk Hogan?


I am so jelous
multicolour random messge!

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"The hacienda must be rebuilt"
#7
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
You need her for security? Who the hell's your girlfriend? Hulk Hogan?


Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#9
i feel like i don't belong with my "friends", even though they are the only ones that don't shun me at school..
GEAR:
Ibanez SR605
Some 71' P-Bass
Orange Bass Terror 500 > Markbass 4x10
#10
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.


Confessions of an asshole.

If you don't like her, then don't go out with her. Simple.

NO EXCUSES!!!
#11
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.

Bit pathetic and shallow aren't you?

I smell a troll.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#12
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
You need her for security? Who the hell's your girlfriend? Hulk Hogan?

haha

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#14
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.


show us pics of her

i like 160 lb girls (161 is over limit)
#15
I want to bone the girl sat next to me, the girl sat next to her, the girl sat opposite me and the girl in the opposite corner to me right now (I'm at work, by the way).
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#16
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.



You're an ass.
hue
#17
I'm feeling terribly lonely lately... While i do have a lot of friends and pets and family.
Maybe all i need is a girl friend? dunno, however with this wave of loneliness comes a even bigger wave of depression...
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In the good old days of PS2 sony would send me out new consoles for fun!

PS2 just died for no reason? new console : )
Coffee spilt all over it? new console : )
Got pissed on in the night???? new console : )

I miss pissing on consoles : (
#19
So you're doing Hulk Hogan.... Pics or it didn't happen.
#20
Quote by neopowell
I want to bone the girl sat next to me, the girl sat next to her, the girl sat opposite me and the girl in the opposite corner to me right now (I'm at work, by the way).


I want to bone the girl two desks over from me. I am also at work.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#21
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.


**** you TS

it's people like you who make girls lesbians
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#23
Quote by billybusa
**** you TS

it's people like you who make girls lesbians


As long as it's the ugly ones, I'm fine with that
#25
Quote by Chen-min
As long as it's the ugly ones, I'm fine with that

His current girlfriend Hulk is fairly ugly?
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#26
Quote by nebiru
I want to bone the girl two desks over from me. I am also at work.


We should become bone-brothers. Would that be gay?

Actually I could probably extend my list to half the girls on the sales floor, some of them are serious hawtness.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#27
TS; GTFO, STFU, etc, etc.

My seecret? Don't really have any. I smoke, but that's no secret. At least, not on here it isn't.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#28
Quote by Kingyem0c0re
His current girlfriend Hulk is fairly ugly?


Decide for yourself...

#29
Most of you are cool...but there are a few I would love nothing more than to....

<_<
>_>


*puts axes away*

hug!

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#31
Quote by neopowell
We should become bone-brothers. Would that be gay?

Actually I could probably extend my list to half the girls on the sales floor, some of them are serious hawtness.

There are a couple more here as well. But.. I mostly work with ugly old hags.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#33
I still haven't gotten over the deaths of 7 of my classmates in the past 2 years, despite the strong front I put on

Oh and I surf the pit naked

...

=D
#34
Quote by misterfarenheit
i hate my girlfriend, every little thing she does pisses me off, i stay with her for the sex and security, but im chucking her like a used kleenex when a better one comes along.

and by better i mean under 160 pounds, no kids, no drug problems, has drivers license.

That's not a secret I'd be proud of keeping.
I really feel sorry for your "girlfriend", you're going to really hurt her.
Arse.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#35
Quote by BlackLuster
That's not a secret I'd be proud of keeping.
I really feel sorry for your "girlfriend", you're going to really hurt her arse.

He didn't say they did anal.
RULE BRITANNIA
#37
Quote by party-corebass
i saw journey live... and loved it... - runs -

stfu, Journey rock.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#38
i'm jelous of your girlfriend
because at least she has someone who pretends to love her
and because of that im pretty ****ed up

and i know it sounds like i need a guy to validate me
#39
I fapped to Kensai's profile pic. Not the old dude, the younger sexy swede one.
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If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
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