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Mr Stains, in recognition of your awesomeness in the Evolution vs Creation thread I hereby declare it a happy birthday to you!

23... A big age... Not long to go for that walking stick!

Happy birthday dude!

I got you a fully automated immunoassay machine for all those molecular biological experiments you want to perform.

Remember... Genetically engineer me a flying pig....
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
Last edited by Guitardude19 at Nov 5, 2008,
Happy birthday!

I got you a t-rex with a hat on and a it's digging a hole! Don't spend it all at once!

Richwood Les Paul RE-135
Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
Happy birthday, my second favourite poster.
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Your post completes me.

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I think you've won this thread.

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darthteet just scored big on the win scale.
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I got you Pangea

And a deadly illness
You get to guess what type it is
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington

I gots you a super mario cookie


Happy birthday!
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:

Shine On, Cast A Shadow.

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i love me some fundie christian gayboys

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<3 You = smart.

Have a bottle of Doom

Oh and I got this woman to get out your stain

Last edited by smb at Nov 5, 2008,
Congrats mate! I got you the feeling of satisfaction:

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Congrats mate! I got you the feeling of satisfaction:

That's a present for everyone!
I got you a copy/paste from kensai's rainbow



I got you a crystal ball, to throw at people:

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
I invited Mr Miyagi to your party.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Happy birthday, fella'!

I got you a Monica Bellucci:

Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.

I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
Happy b-day, mate. I got you a creepy-ass penguin:

EDIT: Who was the guy Kensai posted?
Last edited by TheQuailman at Nov 5, 2008,
Whoa, happy birthday! Every time I visit the Creationism/Evolution thread you're as sexy as ever.

I got you Sahelanthropus tchadensis:

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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?

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Happy Birthday.

I got you Creationism, because I know it's your favourite.

Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
Happy Birthday man
I got you a cookie

But i ated it
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I'd light pigs on fire and send them at him. That'll show him who's the boss.

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If I could give myself head I'd never go out. What makes that even more tragic is I'm not out right now...but I still can't give myself head. It's not fair.
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Whoa, happy birthday! Every time I visit the Creationism/Evolution thread you're as sexy as ever.

I got you Sahelanthropus tchadensis:


I got him Australopithecus Afarensis!

At least THIS has a bottom jaw with which to define it's dentition!

edit: Rabidguitarist! Tits!
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Happy Birthday!

I got you your favorite website:
*Wretched lies*

Get that shit out of here, NAO!!!
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Get that shit out of here, NAO!!!

Afriad that it will spread stupidity around the Pit?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"

"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol

"I wanna lick you too much"

Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
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