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So to keep things short I have a voice lesson tomorrow morning that I don't have time to prepare for at this point, so I'm just not going to go. I can't use being ill as an excuse, as I actually was ill a few weeks ago and cancelled a lesson, and surely he'd suspect something. So throw out any ideas I could use, the dirtiest of lies that could get me out of this tomorrow, and maybe this thread will go on to help somebody else in need of an excuse someday
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#6
Your mother wants you to stay in for a delivery
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#7
tell him you are too busy using the searchbar to go.......

Oh wait, no your not


Sorry couldnt help it, i dont think there is an existing thread tbh
#8
i hate to say it... but death in the family is always a winner !!!
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Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#9
just say u had a lot of stress on work/school/with all ur lovers.. GEEZ how hard can it be?
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#10
the bus driver got lost
actually happened to me once, but i've been saving it as an excuse for when i really need it
#13
I was punched in the throat.

If you're really good with makeup and stuff, make it look like you got a bruise on your throat. And don't talk, just make a sign with that excuse.
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#14
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Your mother wants you to stay in for a delivery

That would actually be a believable excuse. If you haven't already moved out.

I've always thought the ol' "There's a man with a gun to my head, forcing me not to go to lessons today" is a good excuse too.
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my mom died


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What the f**k is you problems?
Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#16
Admit you havent practiced and apologise.


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#17
your cousin asked you to sing at her wedding at the last minute... appeal to the voice teacher by having a vocalist excuse. lol
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#18
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Admit you havent practiced and apologise.

or this. works like a charm.
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#20
well, here's something i used.

i graduated high school in May and moved about an hour and a half drive from where my parents live. i haven't changed my address yet, so yesterday i had to travel to cast my vote, which got me out of going to my college classes.

i was supposed to work at 4:30pm, so i left around 8am so i could spend part of the day in Big Rapids (my hometown) and maybe take my lil bro out to lunch. i arrive in Big Rapids and go to the department of public safety so i can cast my vote. i reached for my wallet as i approached the door and found that i left my wallet at home (i needed my voter registration and driver's license to vote and i was gonna need my money to get lunch)! i ended up driving back to Muskegon to get my wallet, then drove all the way to Big Rapids again so i could cast my ballot. i got there around noon and decided i didn't wanna get in the car for a while because i had already burned over half a tank of gas. so i called in to work around 2:30 and told my boss "hey, i had to drive an hour and a half to cast my ballot and my car overheated on the highway exit ramp. i need my dad to help me take care of it, but he doesn't get out of work til 5 and i don't have anyone willing to drive to Muskegon just to drop me off for work".

i don't think my boss really bought it, but he said "well, at least you did the American thing", so i don't think he is really too mad. at least i called a couple of hours in advance.
Last edited by dudius at Nov 5, 2008,
#22
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yeah, whatever you do, call early. not 10 minutes before the lessons start.


hell no, it always looks bad when you call only 10 minutes before lessons start unless your excuse is emergency related and you don't mind making up a HUGE lie
#23
Tell your teacher you have your period and you're having really bad cramps.
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#25
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i hate to say it... but death in the family is always a winner !!!


Fraid not. A kid in my year went on holiday last week instead of the last day at school. He used the dead granny excuse. He got found out and has now been kicked out of school.
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A couple of friends of mine came up with some gems a few years ago in History.

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#27
There was a disturbance in the force


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#30
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Your mother wants you to stay in for a delivery


I'm on a college campus, lmao
#31
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i hate to say it... but death in the family is always a winner !!!


If he saw me on campus any other time during the day he'd know I'm still there, and thus lying
#32
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Admit you havent practiced and apologise.


We're graded on preparedness. Hence I need a good excuse, to get an excused absence and reschedule my lesson.
#33
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Tell your teacher you have your period and you're having really bad cramps.


Perfect! Except I have a penis...
#34
Quote by CoreysMonster
yeah, whatever you do, call early. not 10 minutes before the lessons start.


I'll drop him an email before the day is done, using the winner from this thread.
#38
tell him you needed to go to a resturant with your mum and dad because it was your dads birthday or say your throat hurts and youve had strepsils but its getting worse..
#39
Quote by rg1826
tell him you needed to go to a resturant with your mum and dad because it was your dads birthday or say your throat hurts and youve had strepsils but its getting worse..


I can't as I said, I really was sick a couple weeks ago and that would surely raise suspicion
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