#1
So we in Holland have something we call: Kolderdag. It means summin like Kolderday... anywho. Its coming up. And on that day we get to do wack shit on school. Like fill a classroom with hay or hiding all the chairs. It sounds childish but it causes so much chaos . and only exam students can do it. And iam one. Now me and some friends are going to order pizza during class. But it aint badass enough. I want moar then that.

so pit, Give me some ideas cus i know you have some.

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paint all the classroom walls with shit
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#4
good good, but my school deserves more, i want to scare the shit out of them. hehehe...
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#5
Unleash 100 rabid wolverines into the halls.
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#6
put ur dick in the water cooler.

so all the water will be tainted = death of many children (hopefully)

then, and only then, burn the school down.
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#7
flashbang!

get them all the students into the main hall for something "exiting"
and then, when nobody expects it, Flashbang! :>


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put ur dick in the water cooler.

so all the water will be tainted = death of many children (hopefully)

then, and only then, burn the school down.

Nooooo, no one will notice they are drinking a dick flavored beverage. If you have to taint someones drink thats what this stuff was made for..

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#9
better, but still not to my taste. Your getting close though.
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#10
4 greased up hogs.
Number them '1' '2' '3' and '5'.
Get them inside the school. Enjoy.


In America the seniors of the school do a prank towards the end of the year.
#11
Nooooo, no one will notice they are drinking a dick flavored beverage. If you have to taint someones drink thats what this stuff was made for..


ok then
put that stuff on ur dick! then go to town.
cockslap teachers and stuff with it. then put it in a cooler.
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#12
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ok then
put that stuff on ur dick! then go to town.
cockslap teachers and stuff with it. then put it in a cooler.

Have you ever seen someone drink Ipecac?

I assure you it is 1000x more hilarious than any dick prank you could play.

Watch this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4rUpM19YU
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#13
My idea for kolderdag next year:
Our class is gonna come to school in overalls, and paintballguns and masks in our schoolbags, then when the bell rings for recess around 12 o clock, we're going on a rampage to kneecap some people ^^ REVENGE BEYOTCHEEES! (6)
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#14
Have you ever seen someone drink Ipecac?

oh man. i have now
i take my metaphorical hat off to u

u win. and plus points for the vid mate.
lmao

the idea of a big fire somewhat seems impressive tho
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My idea for kolderdag next year:
Our class is gonna come to school in overalls, and paintballguns and masks in our schoolbags, then when the bell rings for recess around 12 o clock, we're going on a rampage to kneecap some people ^^ REVENGE BEYOTCHEEES! (6)


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Drive a van full of fertilizer into the cafeteria and then set off the bomb.


what bomb??
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#18
If it hasn't happened yet, then urinate. EVERYWHERE. Or hire a mariachi band to follow around some important figure in your school and have them sing everything that he or she says.
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#19
Laxatives + school meals = WIN

Oh, and get three pigs. Label these with Pigs 1, 2 and 4 before setting them loose in school. The staff will find pigs 1, 2 and 4, then spend the rest of the day looking for pig 3!