#1
So, I think my room and other parts of our house are full nasty little fleas. Are they attacking my dog? My cat? No. ME! They eat me like I'm some kind of a pork roast! I keep myself clean, so I don't think it its because of anything like that. What should I do about these cursed black bloodsuckers? They are constantly there when I don't need them, and it need to stop! What are some fool proof plans BESIDES spraying the house down with random bug repellents, and forcing a flea collar on my cat? Something I could do from the comfort of my own home(meaning no money must be spent if possible) to rid us of these suckers! Pit, help me! Please? I'm seriously clueless
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#2
Try showering!



See a doctor?
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#3
get george bush to declare war on them
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

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#4
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So, I think my room and other parts of our house are full nasty little fleas. Are they attacking my dog? My cat? No. ME! They eat me like I'm some kind of a pork roast! I keep myself clean, so I don't think it its because of anything like that. What should I do about these cursed black bloodsuckers? They are constantly there when I don't need them, and it need to stop! What are some fool proof plans BESIDES spraying the house down with random bug repellents, and forcing a flea collar on my cat? Something I could do from the comfort of my own home(meaning no money must be spent if possible) to rid us of these suckers! Pit, help me! Please? I'm seriously clueless
i lolled.
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#5
Burn your house down, burn yourself, and rebuild.
Yours sincerely,

bobwentpop, UG's favourite spontaneous combustion victim.
#6
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get george bush to declare war on them

Sorry about the double post, but +111.
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#8
run.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#9


LOLZ. I R IN UR HOUSE MAKIN U ITCH PLAYIN MAI BASS!
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#10
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get george bush to declare war on them

lame duck is lame
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#11


amidoinitright?
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#12
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but hurry this offer only lasts two more months!

he is just looking for ways to **** up more, nuking fleas looks like the way
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
#13
Pretty sure fleas prefer a clean body, so repel them by rolling in shit.

Or was that headlice?
Originally Posted by Kensai
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#14
My big sister's cats have fleas. I spent the night there and now I'm paranoid they're in my hair.

And try your local vet.
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#15
fight fleas with flea
turn some rhcp on and crank the bass, i heard lowd noises make bugs go away
fight the power... with peace

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#16
Quote by Keine_Lust
Pretty sure fleas prefer a clean body, so repel them by rolling in shit.

Or was that headlice?

I know it works for headlice, can't think of a reason not for fleas.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#17
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i lolled.


Wow! That was seriously one of my life long dreams; to see you laugh at something I posted instead of pointing out my mistakes and reporting it(which is fine; I know I have a lot to learn :P) You, sir, just made my day
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#18
i have many of great solutions:

shoot the cat...
ask them to leave...
shoot the cat....
spray random shit around the house...
play loud music....
shoot the cat....
shoot the cat... and rub its blood on you..

i could go on for days....
#19
contract AIDS, so when the bite you, they then contract AIDS them selfs..
Then you wait for them to die.

problem solved
#20
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contract AIDS, so when the bite you, they then contract AIDS them selfs..
Then you wait for them to die.

problem solved


This man...


is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#21
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contract AIDS, so when the bite you, they then contract AIDS them selfs..
Then you wait for them to die.

problem solved

Man, 08'ers can be awesome, he hasnt conformed to "rape" or "fap" yet, stay this way sir, you will win many a'thread and leave the so called "Thread starters" in awe of your brilliance.

And before anyone else says it, I do realize that I am an o8'er
#22
If you have fleas just plant herion around the house they'll go away I speak the truth but don't do this if john frusciantes come to your house it'll back fire. /Flamesheild
#23
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Wow! That was seriously one of my life long dreams; to see you laugh at something I posted
then my work here is (mostly) done.

it they're eating you like a pork roast,
just slaughter a pig and leave it out for them to chew on, instead?

something else you mentioned gave me another thought:
Quote by black amendment
forcing a flea collar on my cat?
put the flea collar around your own neck. that will keep you flea-free. let the cat fend for itself.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.