#1
Ok, so I'm writing a story for my Spanish class. In this story, my fictitious brother is going to be offed by some form of mythical sea creature. I need some good ideas. I thought of the usual mermaids, sirens, giant squid and Jaws (not really). I need some good ideas from the twisted mind of the Pit. How should my brother die at sea?
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I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#2
By a deadly Sea Hamburger.

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#5
He jazzercized too much
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#6
the Leviathan, Scylla, Charybdis....

any Greek or Roman sea monster
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#8
Raped to death by a mermaid!

Aka, Death by snoo-snoo
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#9
Behold CTHULHU





also name of my band......
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sponge bob square pants.


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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#17
F*cking mudki- nevermind...
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#18

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#20
Bears

Edit: sea bears

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )
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#23
id say laviathan, not only is it one of the most epic sounding names and most badass of all sea creatures but it was also the name of an amazing mastadon album
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