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I have to make a 10 minute presentation on how to play guitar tomorrow. But i dont know what to do it on. what should i include? help?
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#4
Start with sweeping.

Then move on to Smoke on the Water.
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#5
Just wing it... That's what I normally do for oral presentations, normally works out fine... Unless of course you choke, just imagine how embarassing it would be if you got up there and forgot what you were going to say. What if you stutter? Imagine how embarassing that will be to be known as the kid who stutters. What if you have something stuck in your teeth? Then you'll be known as the kid who doesnt brush his teeth. No worries... UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CHOKE!
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just pretend you are giving your speech to complete idiots..

on HOW to play, you place fingers on the desired fret(s), pick the string using the plectrum (got to be formal) and repeat, changing where your finger is placed depending on the tough desicion whether you want to play a different note or not.


then boldly exclaim, Blue Peter style, "HERES ONE I MADE EARLIER" and whip out some godly sweeping riffs, ask if anyone needs to use the bathroom and bob's yer uncle!
#12
Tell them that you move your fingers around and strum with the other hand in an up and down motion. Then talk about how masturbation helps you play faster with the strumming hand. Then talk about wanking for the next 9 minutes.
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Fap

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This, coming from a girl? I don't think you fully understand the logistics of fapping.

btw, I could tell you were a girl from "Twisted Magnum", hope that cheers you up.


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This, coming from a girl? I don't think you fully understand the logistics of fapping.

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#16
Triads, then play a real simple song and get the audience to sing along
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#17
Tell them how to whammy without a whammy bar.
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#18
play something in reverse and see if anyone notices what tune it is
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Tell them that you move your fingers around and strum with the other hand in an up and down motion. Then talk about how masturbation helps you play faster with the strumming hand. Then talk about wanking for the next 9 minutes.



i doubt i could, the teacher said that the vice principal is gonna be there to watch us

if it helps, i am going to give this presentation with my acoustic-electric taylor, so i cant do anything to flashy.


hmm, maybe i should teach them how to whammy without a whammy bar
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This, coming from a girl? I don't think you fully understand the logistics of fapping.

btw, I could tell you were a girl from "Twisted Magnum", hope that cheers you up.


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#25
Ummmm.... show them picking, tapping, hammer-ons (see who laughs at that one), pull offs, and maybe slides. Then, show chords, and use demonstrations for each thing you show. If you still have time left, fap.
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btw, I could tell you were a girl from "Twisted Magnum", hope that cheers you up.


/bad pickup attempt



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#27
You could also work some humor into the presentation.

Ex.

When playing the guitar, it is important to have a very good fingering technique.

Not hilarious but good for a cheap laugh to lighten up the mood.
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You could also work some humor into the presentation.

Ex.

When playing the guitar, it is important to have a very good fingering technique.

Not hilarious but good for a cheap laugh to lighten up the mood.

If you're going to say this, I note you should make it obvious you're using a FEMALE guitar.
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If you're going to say this, I note you should make it obvious you're using a FEMALE guitar.


Well I think of all acoustics of the female gender, and he said he was gonna play his acoustic.

Although he might want to mention that to the crowd yes lol.
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#34
I had to do that last year. I just did the names of the strings, then all the techniques and some other stuff; hammer-ons, pull-offs, sliding, bending, sweeping, tapping, barre chords, power chords, and a bunch of other crap.

EDIT: Play a riff or something for each thing you show them (hammer-ons, sweeping). I did that.

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#36
power chords
full chords (the basic ones, try just one key)
pentatonics
major/minor scale
tapping

that should take up the time
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#38
maybe you should have learned how to play guitar before you got yourself into a bit of a truffle. if you actualy knew how to play guitar, you wouldnt be asking .
#39
Start with "these are called 'frets'"
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