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What would they be?

Non living objects btw

Explain what you picked!

For me it would be a bucket and a usb mouse

So I sit and enjoy the pit wherever I am
Provided I have a laptop

Anyways, your turn

Made by 'The Sloganizer' ----> «The Pit - be prepared.»

Quote by imdeth

"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

A chainsaw and a flamethrower.
Life is underrated.

Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#3 bear paw and one lobster claw

P.S. I'm a womanfolk! : )

Quote by Trefellin
Show me your erection or gtfo... please.
Scissors...maybe I'll end up with a pretty goth girl.

Quote by Riddler
A chainsaw and a flamethrower.

Also This.

Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
tongs and an ipod

tongs would just be "handy" in any situation
~ Purchase your tickets; I'm kicking your crosses down ~
A dead dog and a dead cat.
go-go gadget hands

just think of all the toothpaste...
Quote by RedDeath9

Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
Well since women are objects, that makes this question pretty easy: A redhead and a brunette.
Master hand and Crazy hand from super smash bros
Quote by breakdown123
Is there such a thing as a heavy riff with out chugging on the e string?
Paul Gilberts hands. And don't say they are living, the man is a Robot.

Esp/LTD JH-200
Ibanez RG2EX2
Yamaha FD01

Marshall MGDFX250 (It was a Gift)
Peavey Vypyr 15 watt

Digitech DF-7
Jimi Hendrix's hands!
Quote by Spoony_Bard
Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
a californian redwood tree, and a waste paper basket
PM me if you want to join the broken_leg fan club, currently 352435 members, dont miss out
Quote by RU Experienced?
A dildo and a badminton racket.

Imagine the endless possibilities!
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.
a crane and the LHC
Quote by Sloopy
I'm not in a wheelchair, but I own one just for fun.
left hand: a left hand.

right hand: a right hand.

Im no fun
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.

Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
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left hand: a left hand.

right hand: a left hand.

Ameliorating... Duh

Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
Quote by tonedeafidiot
a megaphone and a bucket

cookie to whoever gets the reference

can i have one anyway's?
'13 MIM Fender Strat - '05 Epi G-400
Fender HRD - VHT Special 6 Ultra -
Jet City JCA20H - Mesa Rectifier 2x12
Slash Wah - OCD v1.7 - Red Llama MKII -
Big Muff Pi - Carbon Copy - Phase 90 - Ditto Looper
My right hand on my left stump and my left hand on my right stump.
Quote by justen23
I made fun of the national guard in front of some kid that was in it. He tried to kill me but failed just like they always do.

Quote by SeveralSpecies
Haha, ass herpes.

the ladies would love me.

Quote by whatadrag
a penis and vagina so I could finally get some....

judging from that statement, i have to assume you have no penis or vagina currently.

because if you did, you wouldn't need one of each.

oh yeah...
Quote by Perfection 101
If we all had this guy's clarity of thought, world peace would ensue

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incidentally, there are absolutely no results for "bizzare anal kazoo" on google.

An airhorn and a cattle prod. Yessir.

Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow

A clapstack? My life is complete.
idk cause the things would still have to be able to play guitar cause I couldnt give that up

wait ROBOT hands I could program them to shred the guitar by themselves or something
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
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