#1
if you remember me from yesterday
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=993266&page=1
(oh and btw he cant play anything without a capo)

i have completely proved that he really is a douchebag. Last night before i logged off UG i get a text saying he wants me to bring my guitar to school we often do this for fun and so that he can learn a bit off of me.

So recess yea. i teach him anna molly and some other incubus songs but by lunch time he didnt even ask me to open up my case and pull out my guitar instead i ended up watching him making a total fool of himself showing off to some girls that i talked about yesterday. he was showing off with 4 chord songs and since he cant hammer and pull properly he ends up shifting his capo everywhere so from 1 - 10 and so on.

i was about 2 meters away from him while i played my guitar in front of some of my friends and we would periodically pass it around and just have a laugh. He didnt bother to ask me anything so if you think i was just jealous or a douchebag think again.

he dosent know how hard it takes for me to get my guitar to school. Packed bus, Packed Train walk.

so now whos a douchebag?
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#4
Omg thats so like douchey.

Get over yourself, asshole. You're just jealous of his chickitas.
#5
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Ummm...


I choose "festering anus of ignorance."
#6
Use the word "Disrespectful-But-More-Than-Likely-Uneducated".
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#8
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Omg thats so like douchey.

Get over yourself, asshole. You're just jealous of his chickitas.


he only ever asks for me to bring my guitar to learn stuff. thats what i expected today instead he dosent talk to me and just starts 'showing off' with 4 or 5 chord songs..
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#9
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he only ever asks for me to bring my guitar to learn stuff. thats what i expected today instead he dosent talk to me and just starts 'showing off' with 4 or 5 chord songs..


Challenge him to a duel and thrash him in front of everyone.
#10
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Ummm...


I choose "festering anus of ignorance."



Hahahahahaha

Yeah I like that one too....
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#11


I don't see why people care so much about other people, guitar skillz, and douchebags or something.

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#12
Dude, these kinds of posts are what myspace is for. That being said, you should probably tell your friend that he's being a douchebag.
#14
GUITAR BATTLE!!!!!

I crushed a guy who was playing yellow submarine with black magic woman....PWND!!! Either way if your better than those guys, ****ing spend your time getting better, you dont need them

BTW, he's a total f#ck-mook.
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You still have a blog here on UG, use that. No one here cares about your guitar drama.
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Dude, these kinds of posts are what myspace is for. That being said, you should probably tell your friend that he's being a douchebag.


Or they could have sex and then mutually decide that they just shouldn't hang out anymore after a month of awkward and strained conversations.
#19
but its the pit you can post anything... thats what it says at the front dont it?
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Ummm...


I choose "festering anus of ignorance."



I choose PIKACHUUUUU!
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#21
He asked you to bring your guitar, but did not specifically ask for lessons it seems like. You could've just asked him if he wanted to play with you. If he said no, you still 'had a laugh with your friends' when you passed around your guitar. Not a big deal man
#23
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I choose PIKACHUUUUU!


Pffft! Pikachu can't beat festering anus of ignorance. Ignorance is the most pervasive and potent force in the universe, and we're talking about of the festering anus variety here! It's effectively invincible.


Pwned!
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but its the pit you can post anything... thats what it says at the front dont it?

If you read the rules, which I hope you have, you would know you can't post anything. Posting this isn't against the rules, but a mod can close it because they might feel it belongs in a blog more.
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#27
theres only one reason that he ever asks me to bring my guitar he dosent need to say it.
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#29
Annonimously send him a dog penis in the mail, he will relize it was your doing, then he will challenge you to a hardcore deathmatch in front of the whole school, you, foreseeing all of this, will be waiting for him in the top rapters of the school cafitorium (cafiteria/audtorium) and as he enters the room prepared for a duel, you spring from the rapters with a sneak attack body slam elbow drop from over 40ft in the air, he will surely die.
#30
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Pffft! Pikachu can't beat festering anus of ignorance. Ignorance is the most pervasive and potent force in the universe, and we're talking about of the festering anus variety here! It's effectively invincible.


Pwned!



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#33
^damn.. *finds a way to solve it himself*

*violence*
*nah.. *
*ill find something else to do*
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#34
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Challenge him to a duel and thrash him in front of everyone.



^This.
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