Poll: Do you find Q-tips orgasmic?
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38 30%
You're weird. Stay away from my Q-tips.
89 70%
Voters: 127.
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#1
So... I was cleaning my ears yesterday with a Q-tip, and I found this certain spot on my ear that felt amazing. It was like orgasmic. and I kept hitting that spot so much that I was almost moaning like an asian chick being sodomized by a black dude. Does anyone else feel kind of the same feeling?
#4
I used to get that, but I did it so much that I only have a little bit of earwax, and it isn't orgasmic unless I only do it like once a month. I clean my ears like twice a day.
#5
Someone once told me that guys have G-spots in their ears. Is that true? I didn't believe them at the time.
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#6
It happens to me almost everytime that I clean my ears. Maybe I have very sensitive ears or something. Or I have some sort of parasite in my ear that enjoys being poked with a Q-tip.
#9
Quote by Abunai X
Someone once told me that guys have G-spots in their ears. Is that true? I didn't believe them at the time.

Yeah, it's called ear sex. I've heard that it's pretty popular in Rhode Island. Wouldn't know for sure, though
#10
TS how often do you clean your ears?
I think it might have to do with that.
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#11
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#12
Yeah actually. But then I can't stop and when I do my ears are all irritated and I can't stop itching it.

And yeah, i believe that the ears are a very sensual spot for both men and women.
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#14
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Yeah, it's called ear sex. I've heard that it's pretty popular in Rhode Island. Wouldn't know for sure, though


Wtf, that would burst your eardrum.

I sense deception.
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#15
Quote by jmonko
TS how often do you clean your ears?
I think it might have to do with that.

Usually twice a day. It's like fapping for me. But I also fap 3 times a day everyday.
#16
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Wtf, that would burst your eardrum.

I sense deception.

Someone missed the reference..

#17
Quote by horloko
Usually twice a day. It's like fapping for me. But I also fap 3 times a day everyday.



I clean my ears twice a day too. mhmmm I sometimes get it when I take my plugs (stretched ears) out, that feels really good at times. Something similar?
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#19
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Yeah, it's called ear sex. I've heard that it's pretty popular in Rhode Island. Wouldn't know for sure, though


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#20
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I clean my ears twice a day too. mhmmm I sometimes get it when I take my plugs (stretched ears) out, that feels really good at times. Something similar?

Idk. I usually feel it a little into my ear canal. And I just twist the Q-tip inside.
#21
Quote by frottage
I used to get that, but I did it so much that I only have a little bit of earwax, and it isn't orgasmic unless I only do it like once a month. I clean my ears like twice a day.


I get a lot of ear infections so I can't do that as often as I'd like...
But it feels damn good when I do.

Proud to be an earsexual. Solo style.
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#23
Quote by horloko
So... I was cleaning my ears yesterday with a Q-tip, and I found this certain spot on my ear that felt amazing. It was like orgasmic. and I kept hitting that spot so much that I was almost moaning like an asian chick being sodomized by a black dude. Does anyone else feel kind of the same feeling?


Omg I thought I was the only one. Do your eyes roll back in your head by any chance?
#24
Quote by beadhangingOne
Omg I thought I was the only one. Do your eyes roll back in your head by any chance?

Yes!! That's exactly what happens to me. I do it until the feeling goes away.
#25
Yeah dude! Its kinda deep in there though. Feels so nice! Im going to go do it again now...
#28
I knew a girl that could give herself an orgasm whilst cleaning her ears.
She could also queef on command though...she wasn't normal...
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#29
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Oh man this is so cool.

I don't have to hide anymore. I'm not alone! We must form a club!


We gotta give it a cool name though.
Like necrophilia or something. Only ear related.

I tihnk the medical prefix is oto. It'd be like otosexual or otophilia.
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#31
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We gotta give it a cool name though.
Like necrophilia or something. Only ear related.

I tihnk the medical prefix is oto. It'd be like otosexual or otophilia.


I've got it!

The prefix for hearing is aural. We shall call it:


aural sex enthusiasts
#32
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I've got it!

The prefix for hearing is aural. We shall call it:


aural sex enthusiasts


I knew it was something like that. Damn.

I'm in
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#34
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So... I was cleaning my ears yesterday with a Q-tip, and I found this certain spot on my ear that felt amazing. It was like orgasmic. and I kept hitting that spot so much that I was almost moaning like an asian chick being sodomized by a black dude. Does anyone else feel kind of the same feeling?


That doesn't seem like the good kind of moaning...
#35
Quote by SOADisdabest
That doesn't seem like the good kind of moaning...


How about a big black guy being sodomized by an asian chick?
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#38
Apparently that's not very good for you.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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